Feel free to post your "why" rants / jokes / meaning of life monologues here....
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Here is my first one... and the reason "WHY" god sends rain to Latin America and not to the Middle East... see if you can tell why?
Feel free to post your "why" rants / jokes / meaning of life monologues here....
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Here is my first one... and the reason "WHY" god sends rain to Latin America and not to the Middle East... see if you can tell why?
charlie
.... no comment ..........
hahahahaha
There is an intruder... The last weather forecast is for Sweden and Norway, but the presentation seems a bit out of scope :)
There is an intruder... The last weather forecast is for Sweden and Norway, but the presentation seems a bit out of scope :)
There is an intruder... The last weather forecast is for Sweden and Norway, but the presentation seems a bit out of scope :)
well spotted... here is another more relevant one for you Per...
or maybe....
For the love of the godness, why the BEST i can find is this?????????
Life is unfair over and over.....
For the love of the godness, why the BEST i can find is this?????????
Life is unfair over and over.....
For the love of the godness, why the BEST i can find is this?????????
Life is unfair over and over.....
Because probably we women watch the weather report to find out what the weather will be like
Because probably we women watch the weather report to find out what the weather will be like
Looooooooooooool
Charlie, from which year these photos came from, 1996? :D
Fashion police, faites attention! ;)
Looooooooooooool
Charlie, from which year these photos came from, 1996? :D
Fashion police, faites attention! ;)
White pants three sizes too small.
That's "why" the camel toe.
Charlie: well played mate, you made me laugh...(-:
NUDISTS...WHY???
Why...did God give those idiots voices when he didn't give them brains???
Why...did God give those idiots voices when he didn't give them brains???
Why...did God give those idiots voices when he didn't give them brains???
beats me mate...
this guy obviously thought "why not"!
Its t-shirt time =)
I can tell you, the "situation" is as big of a douche in real life as he seems on tv =)
its t-shirt time!!
I can tell you, the "situation" is as big of a douche in real life as he seems on tv =)
its t-shirt time!!
Why does snooki even exist?
I am so glad she clarified she is not related to Reese, I was really wondering about that
I am so glad she clarified she is not related to Reese, I was really wondering about that
warning...
dont delete me Nir !
about as "iew" as this :
Okay, im off to london for the weekend ;)
I leave you with a good one!
Okay, im off to london for the weekend ;)
I leave you with a good one!
WHYYYYYYY?!?!!!!!!!!!????????
WHYYYYYYY?!?!!!!!!!!!????????
WHYYYYYYY?!?!!!!!!!!!????????
This happened via chat?
This happened via chat?
Haha,yes...
Glocals chat ,today
. nice..I am glad that i have something big :D
Haha,yes...
Glocals chat ,today
. nice..I am glad that i have something big :D
Ow, i am jelous! I was thinking that he wants only meeeeeee!:D hahahha
Sometimes i accept strangers,and u know always i got something interesting.. but this time uh,my favorite man!:D
Ow, i am jelous! I was thinking that he wants only meeeeeee!:D hahahha
Sometimes i accept strangers,and u know always i got something interesting.. but this time uh,my favorite man!:D
Haha,yes...
Glocals chat ,today
. nice..I am glad that i have something big :D
He's a poor negotiator, starting so high!
WHYYYYYYY?!?!!!!!!!!!????????
unbelievable.. does this wanker think Glocals is a whore house?
Where is Nir and his delete member for life button when you need him.
unbelievable.. does this wanker think Glocals is a whore house?
Where is Nir and his delete member for life button when you need him.
unbelievable.. does this wanker think Glocals is a whore house?
Where is Nir and his delete member for life button when you need him.
Heck no.. It's a dating site.
Even *I* know that! Duh!
Dace: we blocked him. We work hard to keep wackos like him out of glocals, but sometimes they come in. Thanks for making us aware of him.
PS: if anyone wants me for a night, I'll do it for just CHF 10.
Nir
Dace: we blocked him. We work hard to keep wackos like him out of glocals, but sometimes they come in. Thanks for making us aware of him.
PS: if anyone wants me for a night, I'll do it for just CHF 10.
Nir
Dace: we blocked him. We work hard to keep wackos like him out of glocals, but sometimes they come in. Thanks for making us aware of him.
PS: if anyone wants me for a night, I'll do it for just CHF 10.
Nir
..........and the super hero turns up exactly when u need him.
Dace: we blocked him. We work hard to keep wackos like him out of glocals, but sometimes they come in. Thanks for making us aware of him.
PS: if anyone wants me for a night, I'll do it for just CHF 10.
Nir
Wait. 10chfs for a night we give to you or you give to us? 
Maria:
It all depends who's asking...
Maria:
It all depends who's asking...
well, charlie was the first one to ask so he should be in the front of the queue technically.. ;)
well, charlie was the first one to ask so he should be in the front of the queue technically.. ;)
Dace: we blocked him. We work hard to keep wackos like him out of glocals, but sometimes they come in. Thanks for making us aware of him.
PS: if anyone wants me for a night, I'll do it for just CHF 10.
Nir
U are THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx! :)
ah.. and can i get u for a kiss?:D
U are THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx! :)
ah.. and can i get u for a kiss?:D
G: me and Charlie are buddies, so he gets to do me for free.
Lexi: I just saw your Gay Video post. Good think i know you're a sweet nun in real life, or we'd have to delete your post!
Yalla, let's move back to the topic of this thread: things that beg the question WHY.
G: me and Charlie are buddies, so he gets to do me for free.
Lexi: I just saw your Gay Video post. Good think i know you're a sweet nun in real life, or we'd have to delete your post!
Yalla, let's move back to the topic of this thread: things that beg the question WHY.
U are THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanx! :)
ah.. and can i get u for a kiss?:D
Dace:
I don't do kisses only. It's all or nothing.
Dace:
I don't do kisses only. It's all or nothing.
WHY?
Charlie:
Cos real men don't kiss or cry.
Charlie:
Cos real men don't kiss or cry.
Ow ow owwww... Nir, if u said so,but who cares.. ll u be mine?:D
Dace: just tell me when and where, and I'll make it happen! In your case, I'll even waive the CHF 10 fee.
Dace: just tell me when and where, and I'll make it happen! In your case, I'll even waive the CHF 10 fee.
Why.... ?.... answer....! :D
whats camel toe.
whats camel toe.
lol
Yes yes yes.. ALLLLLLL incuded!:D
You are so right. It does set up the mood...
For the love of the godness, why the BEST i can find is this?????????
Life is unfair over and over.....
Just for you...
Just for you...
HOt!!!!!
I think i have to start to learn french!:D
We discussed this last night... and decided the Nirs next "buy club" deal will/should be half off the 2000ChF
ha ha
We discussed this last night... and decided the Nirs next "buy club" deal will/should be half off the 2000ChF
ha ha
oh and also the current buy club fish massage/pedicure..... it needs a "happy ending" ... hence the idea would be to drop a giant carp into the tank at the last minute....
that would make it worth it... IMHO
oh and also the current buy club fish massage/pedicure..... it needs a "happy ending" ... hence the idea would be to drop a giant carp into the tank at the last minute....
that would make it worth it... IMHO
Speaking of the fish spa Geneva deal on BuyClub: it just sold out with 600 coupons bought. Now I like sexy fish a lot, but even I was surprised at the demand. We learned our lesson, and we're now looking for more businesses involving animals to feature on BuyClub. Maybe a moneky massage or a ryhno heavy lifting thing. Any ideas welcome.
Dace / Isa: I need to clarify something, lest I be mistaken for the romantic type. I don't do dinners either.
Speaking of the fish spa Geneva deal on BuyClub: it just sold out with 600 coupons bought. Now I like sexy fish a lot, but even I was surprised at the demand. We learned our lesson, and we're now looking for more businesses involving animals to feature on BuyClub. Maybe a moneky massage or a ryhno heavy lifting thing. Any ideas welcome.
Dace / Isa: I need to clarify something, lest I be mistaken for the romantic type. I don't do dinners either.
oh and also the current buy club fish massage/pedicure..... it needs a "happy ending" ... hence the idea would be to drop a giant carp into the tank at the last minute....
that would make it worth it... IMHO
I'd say...
Casuistik: very nice...(-;
monkey massage... is a distinct possibility... specially like the "more oooh more more"
monkey massage... is a distinct possibility... specially like the "more oooh more more"
Dear Charlie,
I am a culture consultant and i get these questions so often. For practical reasons, in some countries, accessibility to media education, especially public is more accessible to men than women because this tends to 'expose' them. A very popular magazine once published a photo of a woman as part of a nature review, and she was repudiated by her husband. Hence there is much discrimination from the time of secondary and post education.
Also, some countries hire amateur presenters, as here in Switzerland for the climate forecasts to provide opportunities to students to get some 'visibility'. Countries that favour outdoors activities present lightly dressed women to promote outside activities, and to push people to evacuate large cities, especially in week-ends.
Regards Lydia
Dear Charlie,
I am a culture consultant and i get these questions so often. For practical reasons, in some countries, accessibility to media education, especially public is more accessible to men than women because this tends to 'expose' them. A very popular magazine once published a photo of a woman as part of a nature review, and she was repudiated by her husband. Hence there is much discrimination from the time of secondary and post education.
Also, some countries hire amateur presenters, as here in Switzerland for the climate forecasts to provide opportunities to students to get some 'visibility'. Countries that favour outdoors activities present lightly dressed women to promote outside activities, and to push people to evacuate large cities, especially in week-ends.
Regards Lydia
Lydia: I hope you're joking...
Not at all, it is a gender perspective. In strict religious countries, women are just not allowed, that simple. In very liberal ones all they want are the women exposed, both situations compromise the respect of women in the media.
See reviews on line on women and non-exposure or over-exposure in the media!
Not at all, it is a gender perspective. In strict religious countries, women are just not allowed, that simple. In very liberal ones all they want are the women exposed, both situations compromise the respect of women in the media.
See reviews on line on women and non-exposure or over-exposure in the media!
Isa:
I say it again: I love your style! Come on matey, move to Geneva! Or at least come join us down here this weekend on this. If you come down, we'll get Charlie, Dace, and Casiustic to join too. What say?
Nir
Isa:
I've heard stories of how you dance, and that's why I invited you to a dance class for sub-beginners. I'm going too.
Isa:
I've heard stories of how you dance, and that's why I invited you to a dance class for sub-beginners. I'm going too.
"Little Kicks" episode from Seinfeld
And after you finish your pedicures...
The law of gravity....
Go home and babysit
with the two guys dancing its difficult to know which one of them has taken the most drugs in his life...
with the two guys dancing its difficult to know which one of them has taken the most drugs in his life...
why ...is Munbungo the warrior killing "tigers"???? There are no tigers in Africa.
idiot...
(also his English accent is a giveaway...)
why ...is Munbungo the warrior killing "tigers"???? There are no tigers in Africa.
idiot...
(also his English accent is a giveaway...)
http://comedians.jokes.com/bret-ernst/videos/bret-ernst---america-at-the-club
Effective foriegn policy always occurs within a club =)
http://comedians.jokes.com/bret-ernst/videos/bret-ernst---america-at-the-club
Effective foriegn policy always occurs within a club =)
Hide your sons. X-rated content.
why ...is Munbungo the warrior killing "tigers"???? There are no tigers in Africa.
idiot...
(also his English accent is a giveaway...)
He could be a Chinese warrior in disguise?
He could be a Chinese warrior in disguise?
Nope; he's from Austria. I definitely see a Wiener here...
why...did i read that at 0915 am... my day is ruined now
why...did i read that at 0915 am... my day is ruined now
You didn't see that coming?
Nope; he's from Austria. I definitely see a Wiener here...
No tigers in Austria either. Must be a spring roll.
You didn't see that coming?
nope, not at all...it was real salt in my eye....but...Im waiting for Nirs comment...
nope, not at all...it was real salt in my eye....but...Im waiting for Nirs comment...
Sorry Zürigal...
We still win.
one word...."why"?
England pubs versus Swedish clubs....
GRRRrrrrrr steady tiger.... "why not" is what I say.
SWEDEN VS BRITISH NIGHTCLUBS:
Charlie there is still tiny hope for British clubs. dont give up hope and buy yourself a pair of glasses.
SWEDEN VS BRITISH NIGHTCLUBS:
Charlie there is still tiny hope for British clubs. dont give up hope and buy yourself a pair of glasses.
