The local Priest visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and sex if she wants to get into heaven.

The woman said she would try her best.

He visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.

"Not bad" said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking but when I bent over the lounge suite and my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, he pulled up my skirt, and made love to me right then and there."

"They don't like that in heaven", said the Priest........

The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Pfister either!"