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Women don't mean to be mean. They're just looking for Mr Right...

Mr Right Hairline.

Mr Right Amount Of Space Between Eyes.

Mr Right Amount Of Forward Projection Of Chin.

Mr Right-Sized Nose.

Mr Right Jawline And Sunken Cheekbones.

Mr Right Height.

Mr Right Physique.

Mr Right Career Path And Background.

Mr Right Social Circle.

Mr Right Skin Complexion.

Mr Right Geographical Location.

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Mr Right Hairline.

Mr Right Amount Of Space Between Eyes.

Mr Right Amount Of Forward Projection Of Chin.

Mr Right-Sized Nose.

Mr Right Jawline And Sunken Cheekbones.

Mr Right Height.

Mr Right Physique.

Mr Right Career Path And Background.

Mr Right Social Circle.

Mr Right Skin Complexion.

Mr Right Geographical Location.


alfie pDec 6, 2012 @ 17:41
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alfie p, Dec 6, 2012 @ 18:00
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Jan 1, 70 01:00

all of them

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all of them


alfie p, Dec 6, 2012 @ 18:06
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They are more difficult than us, we just look for a nice body with spots to put our hands.

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They are more difficult than us, we just look for a nice body with spots to put our hands.


bertrand hubert r, Dec 6, 2012 @ 18:10
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Love can turn Mr Wrong into Mr Right, alphie. 

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Love can turn Mr Wrong into Mr Right, alphie. 


Dorot K, Dec 6, 2012 @ 18:34
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Check out www.fastimpressions.ch

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Check out www.fastimpressions.ch


rhani, Dec 13, 2012 @ 05:31
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I met Mrs Right !


I just didn’t realise her first name was " Always " !

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I met Mrs Right !


I just didn’t realise her first name was " Always " !


Poster, Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:45
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This is sooo right....



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This is sooo right....


Charlie, Dec 13, 2012 @ 16:23
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This is sooo right....


Dec 13, 12 16:23

Unfortunately, I know of guy's who likes to take the position of women LaughingInnocent

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Unfortunately, I know of guy's who likes to take the position of women LaughingInnocent


Elina K, Dec 13, 2012 @ 17:40
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Unfortunately, I know of guy's who likes to take the position of women LaughingInnocent


Dec 13, 12 17:40

Thats called a "reach around".... I wont comment further Sealed

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Thats called a "reach around".... I wont comment further Sealed


Charlie, Dec 13, 2012 @ 17:45
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Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?


perfect arse


perfect tits


flat stomach


no brain


high heels


long legs


short skirt


wide mouth


uncomlicated


Simples,n'est-ce pas?


(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)

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Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?


perfect arse


perfect tits


flat stomach


no brain


high heels


long legs


short skirt


wide mouth


uncomlicated


Simples,n'est-ce pas?


(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)


buzzcocks, Dec 14, 2012 @ 00:04
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Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?

perfect arse

perfect tits

flat stomach

no brain

high heels

long legs

short skirt

wide mouth

uncomlicated

Simples,n'est-ce pas?

(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)


Dec 14, 12 00:04

that's only looks, dont' forget the capabilities here as well please.

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that's only looks, dont' forget the capabilities here as well please.


martin, Dec 14, 2012 @ 00:13
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sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....

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sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....


buzzcocks, Dec 14, 2012 @ 00:16
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sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....


Dec 14, 12 00:16

hahahaha... 90 minutes at 180 degrees right :-)

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hahahaha... 90 minutes at 180 degrees right :-)


martin, Dec 14, 2012 @ 00:19
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sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....


Dec 14, 12 00:16

Be careful Chickens can still be stuffed.

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Be careful Chickens can still be stuffed.


Charlie, Dec 14, 2012 @ 10:29
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sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....


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Dec 14, 12 11:30

Wow - how did you get access to my private photos?

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Wow - how did you get access to my private photos?


buzzcocks, Dec 14, 2012 @ 11:45
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I'm going to get onto Site Admin about this....

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I'm going to get onto Site Admin about this....


buzzcocks, Dec 14, 2012 @ 11:47
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THESE WERE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

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THESE WERE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:

Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.

I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.

Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.

I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.

I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."

What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.


Armorel, Dec 14, 2012 @ 14:12
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Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?

perfect arse

perfect tits

flat stomach

no brain

high heels

long legs

short skirt

wide mouth

uncomlicated

Simples,n'est-ce pas?

(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)


Dec 14, 12 00:04

so where does the reality that men will f--k anything with a hole fit into that bizarre idea?


men are far less choosy than women

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so where does the reality that men will f--k anything with a hole fit into that bizarre idea?


men are far less choosy than women


alfie p, Dec 14, 2012 @ 20:53
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