Mr Right Hairline.
Mr Right Amount Of Space Between Eyes.
Mr Right Amount Of Forward Projection Of Chin.
Mr Right-Sized Nose.
Mr Right Jawline And Sunken Cheekbones.
Mr Right Height.
Mr Right Physique.
Mr Right Career Path And Background.
Mr Right Social Circle.
Mr Right Skin Complexion.
Mr Right Geographical Location.
Mr Right Hairline.
Mr Right Amount Of Space Between Eyes.
Mr Right Amount Of Forward Projection Of Chin.
Mr Right-Sized Nose.
Mr Right Jawline And Sunken Cheekbones.
Mr Right Height.
Mr Right Physique.
Mr Right Career Path And Background.
Mr Right Social Circle.
Mr Right Skin Complexion.
Mr Right Geographical Location.
alfie pDec 6, 2012 @ 17:41
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Jan 1, 70 01:00
all of them
They are more difficult than us, we just look for a nice body with spots to put our hands.
They are more difficult than us, we just look for a nice body with spots to put our hands.
bertrand hubert r, Dec 6, 2012 @ 18:10
Love can turn Mr Wrong into Mr Right, alphie.
Check out www.fastimpressions.ch
I met Mrs Right !
I just didn’t realise her first name was " Always " !
I met Mrs Right !
I just didn’t realise her first name was " Always " !
Poster, Dec 13, 2012 @ 11:45
This is sooo right....
This is sooo right....
Dec 13, 12 16:23
Unfortunately, I know of guy's who likes to take the position of women 

Unfortunately, I know of guy's who likes to take the position of women 

Elina K, Dec 13, 2012 @ 17:40
Unfortunately, I know of guy's who likes to take the position of women 

Dec 13, 12 17:40
Thats called a "reach around".... I wont comment further 
Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?
perfect arse
perfect tits
flat stomach
no brain
high heels
long legs
short skirt
wide mouth
uncomlicated
Simples,n'est-ce pas?
(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)
Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?
perfect arse
perfect tits
flat stomach
no brain
high heels
long legs
short skirt
wide mouth
uncomlicated
Simples,n'est-ce pas?
(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)
buzzcocks, Dec 14, 2012 @ 00:04
Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?
perfect arse
perfect tits
flat stomach
no brain
high heels
long legs
short skirt
wide mouth
uncomlicated
Simples,n'est-ce pas?
(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)
Dec 14, 12 00:04
that's only looks, dont' forget the capabilities here as well please.
sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....
sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....
Dec 14, 12 00:16
hahahaha... 90 minutes at 180 degrees right :-)
sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....
Dec 14, 12 00:16
Be careful Chickens can still be stuffed.
sorry but,remember,I'm only a chicken....
Dec 14, 12 00:16
Dec 14, 12 11:30
Wow - how did you get access to my private photos?
I'm going to get onto Site Admin about this....
THESE WERE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
THESE WERE ENTRIES TO A WASHINGTON POST COMPETITION ASKING FOR A RHYME WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, BUT THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE:
Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you, because I was pissed.
I thought that I could love no other
Until, that is, I met your brother.
Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and
so is your head.
Of loving beauty you float with grace.
If only you could hide your face.
Kind, intelligent, loving and hot.
This describes everything you are not.
I want to feel your sweet embrace,
But don't take that paper bag off of your face.
I love your smile, your face, and your eyes.
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you really screwed up my life.
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?
My feelings for you no words can tell
Except for maybe "Go To Hell."
What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.
Armorel, Dec 14, 2012 @ 14:12
Well,thank goodness men are less demanding,eh?
perfect arse
perfect tits
flat stomach
no brain
high heels
long legs
short skirt
wide mouth
uncomlicated
Simples,n'est-ce pas?
(see Jessica rabbit for confirmation)
Dec 14, 12 00:04
so where does the reality that men will f--k anything with a hole fit into that bizarre idea?
men are far less choosy than women
so where does the reality that men will f--k anything with a hole fit into that bizarre idea?
men are far less choosy than women
alfie p, Dec 14, 2012 @ 20:53



