On a train from London to Manchester an Australian was berating the  Englishman sitting across from him in the  compartment.
                 
                 "You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too  much.
                 You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of  us.
                 Look at me... I'm ME! I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little  Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood..    What do  you say to that  ?"
                 
                 The Englishman replied, "Awfully sporting of your mother, old  chap!"