Got this in an email and it is quite funny imho
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
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Sep 1, 2006 @ 14:31
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Got this in an email and it is quite funny imho
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
SE1972Sep 1, 2006 @ 14:31
WORDS WOMEN USE
FINE
this is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"
GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.
LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"
THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!
SE1972Sep 1, 2006 @ 14:31
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Sep 1, 2006 @ 18:41
Its a good thing (or bad, depend which point of view) that my BF has it all down pat... I must invent some new terms meanings now to be able to confuse him ... :))
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Its a good thing (or bad, depend which point of view) that my BF has it all down pat... I must invent some new terms meanings now to be able to confuse him ... :))
Susie, Sep 1, 2006 @ 18:41
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Sep 1, 2006 @ 19:25
I agree with each an everyone of them.
especially the Nothing. FINE! and .. WhatEVER!
Vale :)
especially the Nothing. FINE! and .. WhatEVER!
Vale :)
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I agree with each an everyone of them.
especially the Nothing. FINE! and .. WhatEVER!
Vale :)
Hoiling, Sep 1, 2006 @ 19:25
especially the Nothing. FINE! and .. WhatEVER!
Vale :)
Hoiling, Sep 1, 2006 @ 19:25
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Sep 1, 2006 @ 21:11
THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Vale
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Vale
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THANKS A LOT
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Vale
Hoiling, Sep 1, 2006 @ 21:11
This is much different from "Thanks." A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing."
Vale
Hoiling, Sep 1, 2006 @ 21:11
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Sep 4, 2006 @ 14:33
Hobbes, wondering why women make it so complex on purpose... to make live more sureal maybe ? ;-)
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Hobbes, wondering why women make it so complex on purpose... to make live more sureal maybe ? ;-)
Hobbes, Sep 4, 2006 @ 14:33
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Sep 5, 2006 @ 11:29
a man that understands what go ahead means ... earns points. And also .. because we all know that men are like little kid and need to hhave everything explained ... but ...come on, use ur brain a bit!!
:p Vale. Up to know i found 3 ppl that understands 'FINE', 1 that understands WhatEVER and 2 that understands go ahead ... not a great count :(
:p Vale. Up to know i found 3 ppl that understands 'FINE', 1 that understands WhatEVER and 2 that understands go ahead ... not a great count :(
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a man that understands what go ahead means ... earns points. And also .. because we all know that men are like little kid and need to hhave everything explained ... but ...come on, use ur brain a bit!!
:p Vale. Up to know i found 3 ppl that understands 'FINE', 1 that understands WhatEVER and 2 that understands go ahead ... not a great count :(
Hoiling, Sep 5, 2006 @ 11:29
:p Vale. Up to know i found 3 ppl that understands 'FINE', 1 that understands WhatEVER and 2 that understands go ahead ... not a great count :(
Hoiling, Sep 5, 2006 @ 11:29
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