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Bill Clinton was jogging near his home in Chappaqua .


 But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.


 With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.


 "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.


 "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.


 He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"


 And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"


 One day however, Hilly decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!


 As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hilly would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.


 He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.


 As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.


 Sure enough, there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.


 Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"

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Bill Clinton was jogging near his home in Chappaqua .


 But on each run he happened to jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner, day after day.


 With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what was most certainly to follow.


 "Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb.


 "No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.


 He'd run by and she'd yell, "Fifty dollars!"


 And he'd yell back, "Five dollars!"


 One day however, Hilly decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!


 As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hilly would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.


 He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the former Secretary of State.


 As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.


 Sure enough, there was the hooker!


Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.


 Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled... "See what you get for five bucks!?"


Jeffery SMar 20, 2015 @ 12:41
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Oh dear, you’re showing your age, Jeff !

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Oh dear, you’re showing your age, Jeff !


Ritchie, Mar 20, 2015 @ 14:56
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You mean 45 ??!!

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You mean 45 ??!!


Jeffery S, Mar 20, 2015 @ 15:24
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How about this then ??


 



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How about this then ??


 


Jeffery S, Mar 20, 2015 @ 15:34
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You mean 45 ??!!


Mar 20, 15 15:24

Yes, of course, if that’s how you’re feeling today, it being almost Spring.

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Yes, of course, if that’s how you’re feeling today, it being almost Spring.


Ritchie, Mar 20, 2015 @ 18:16
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well, if we're reviving old Clinton jokes ......


 


Bill Clinton returns to The Whitehouse one night in the middle of winter to find that someone has taken a piss outside the front door and written "Clinton is a fag" with it in the snow.


Bill orders an immediate investigation and gets an update from the Secret Service the next day:


Secret Service Agent: "Mr President; we have bad news and worse news"


Bill Clinton: "What's the bad news?"


Secret Service Agent: "We've analysed the urine from the, err, writing: - it came from Al Gore"


Bill Clinton: "From Al?  He was my friend and colleague for years.  I trusted him completely.  I feel so betrayed."
"If that's the bad news; what's the worse news?


Secret Service Agent: "It was Hilary's handwriting"


 

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well, if we're reviving old Clinton jokes ......


 


Bill Clinton returns to The Whitehouse one night in the middle of winter to find that someone has taken a piss outside the front door and written "Clinton is a fag" with it in the snow.


Bill orders an immediate investigation and gets an update from the Secret Service the next day:


Secret Service Agent: "Mr President; we have bad news and worse news"


Bill Clinton: "What's the bad news?"


Secret Service Agent: "We've analysed the urine from the, err, writing: - it came from Al Gore"


Bill Clinton: "From Al?  He was my friend and colleague for years.  I trusted him completely.  I feel so betrayed."
"If that's the bad news; what's the worse news?


Secret Service Agent: "It was Hilary's handwriting"


 


Andy C, Mar 21, 2015 @ 18:00
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Nobody sees him anymore...



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Nobody sees him anymore...


Cat D, Mar 21, 2015 @ 18:33
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well, if we're reviving old Clinton jokes ......

 

Bill Clinton returns to The Whitehouse one night in the middle of winter to find that someone has taken a piss outside the front door and written "Clinton is a fag" with it in the snow.

Bill orders an immediate investigation and gets an update from the Secret Service the next day:

Secret Service Agent: "Mr President; we have bad news and worse news"

Bill Clinton: "What's the bad news?"

Secret Service Agent: "We've analysed the urine from the, err, writing: - it came from Al Gore"

Bill Clinton: "From Al?  He was my friend and colleague for years.  I trusted him completely.  I feel so betrayed."
"If that's the bad news; what's the worse news?

Secret Service Agent: "It was Hilary's handwriting"

 


Mar 21, 15 18:00

Classic Andy...love it..

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Classic Andy...love it..


Jeffery S, Mar 22, 2015 @ 15:06
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Classic Andy...love it..


Mar 22, 15 15:06

Ah, yes, Jeffrey, you remember it well.


R.


(OK, I confess, me too.)

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Ah, yes, Jeffrey, you remember it well.


R.


(OK, I confess, me too.)


Ritchie, Mar 22, 2015 @ 15:18
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