Female Hormones in Beer

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that men should
take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a
recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.

The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was
then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively
without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive,
failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologize when
wrong.

No further testing is planned.

JackieChenMar 1, 2006 @ 20:24