You could wear those while sharing your wisdom with the maybe soon-to-be alpha male youngsters!

Yes, it would be very stylish and hip to wear while I use you as a case study on a type of woman to avoid.

Obviously I am no woman for beginners, hence your padawans will be no match for me.

Indeed.

PS. I still think you're adorable.

Thanks muffin

You bet, cupcake.

was counting the seconds!

I'm nothing if not predictable. 

Like all men, dont forget to mention that to your padawans...

Maybe you should be teaching them?

That would be giving up female secrets (such as women always being able to predict and in cases even lead the behavior of men).... no you better keep the lead of that group... 

I can however attend as a guest lecturer - a few secrets can be given up I believe, in the interest of the human race...

Women can most certainly lead the behavior of men.  They do it all the time, as men can also do with women.  In this case, you took a fun swipe at me by commenting on my post and look: you now you have my (almost) undivided attention.  Winner: Caroline K

I say almost, because I'm dealing with laundry too. 

Imagine if I had not been watching CSI, reading and cooking at the same time ;-)

I know!  Imagine that!  I might have an adorable Danish girl over here handling the laundry for me.

I don't, though.  My "game" needs work. 

Try "Laundry for dummies" that will more likely get your laundry done ;-)

Danish girls cannot operate a washer?  Duly noted.

Putting aside the Caroline-Richard flirt, the post is very amusing. I got to say it, and I mean it although it's true you guys do speak too loud: I love the USA!

She started it!

Rich, your game seems to be "spot on" matey

(loved the prep work for the laundry.... have the same problem myself, ironing clearly isnt for real men)

Richard, that is such an American approach, always blame it on the other nationalities!

Guys, guys, guys seem like you are in such a need of action you are trying to project a soap opera theme in here ;-)

As I am not on the market, I am afraid I will have to leave that room to you guys, maybe the theme could be "flirtatious sausage party" LOL

"On the market" is purely a state of mind.

Just sayin'.

Wrong.  Americans have no awareness of other nationalities unless we have, are, or will drop bombs on their heads.   Half of us can't find Canada on a map, the other half thinks that Hawaii and Alaska have their own currencies.

...not to mention the "fact" that Denmark is the capital of Sweden (real life experience from living in NYC)

Not entirely convinced even the "bomb dropping" helps with the geographical knowledge.

And yes the Hawaiin currency is pineapples and flowery necklaces whilst the Alaskan currency is frozen fish and Sarah Palin...everyone knows that ...jeeez.

Thats called "Danish wishful thinking"...

So true, there is absolutely nothing more a Dane could wish for then for her country to become the capital of the most favorite neighbouring country!

There has been another forum running about restricting access to under 30's, over 80's etc but it looks as if this one is open to all nations except Swedes - or are they just so laid back that any comment from a Danish girl is jsut not worth replying to - or maybe we have all missed something and Stockholm has been renamed Denmark or Esbjerg

And on the same note isn't the French translation of Paris Londres?  There is certainly no such city in England

...and that they speak Swedish in Switzerland.

At leasat you are not suggesting they speak Swiss in Switzerland which I am sure many of your and my compatriots think as well as many of the inhabitants of Esbjerg

Dane if you do, Dane if you don't...

Yeah, yeah... ok, some of those are true, Richard, but at least we Americans understand the concept of CUSTOMER service, an idea which seems to be anathema to most of the businesses in Geneva. 

Not to mention decently priced clothing, Mexican/El Salvadoran restaurants, and especially jazz and blues clubs...

wouldnt be the first time the Danes have moved on Sweden...

The Dano-Swedish War 1657-1658 was a war between Sweden and Denmark. In 1657 Charles X of Sweden and his Swedish army was bogged down in Poland. Frederick III saw this as an opportunity to recover the territories lost in 1645 and attacked Sweden. The outbreak of war with Denmark provided Charles with an excuse to withdraw from the Polish campaign and move against Denmark.

A harsh winter had forced the Dano-Norwegian fleet in port, and frozen the Great Belt and Little Belt. After entering Jutland from the south, a Swedish army of 7,000 battle-hardened veterans marched across the icy Little Belt on January 30, 1658. It captured the island Funen within few days, and soon thereafter Langeland, Lolland-Falster. The Swedish army continued to Zealand, threatening the Danish capital Copenhagen. The rapid Swedish attack across the frozen Belts was completely unexpected; Frederick III was compelled to surrender and signed the Treaty of Roskilde on February 26, 1658.

Sweden had won its most prestigious victory, and Denmark had suffered its most costly defeat[1]. Denmark was forced to yield the provinces of Scania, Halland, Blekinge and the island of Bornholm. Halland had already been under Swedish control since the signing of the Treaty of Brömsebro in 1645, but they now became Swedish territory indefinitely. Denmark also had to surrender the Norwegian provinces Bohuslän and Trøndelag to Sweden.

Interesting enough there is a movement in Southern Sweden fighting to become part of Denmark again....

Following that interesting note from Charlie - is this a long-simmering movement instigated by the inhabitants of the ceded territories or is it something totally different?  N:B still no point of view from Sweden.

all neighbours have issues.... it goes back to the ten commandments ...something about covetting thy neighbours ox... blah blah... i have an issue with my neighbours ferrari, and the other has a very pretty wife, and then...oh crap...there I go covetting..dammit

what did Ireland Invade apart from the US... see, we're peaceful and loving...

hic~ slainte

er Liverpool?

that was by accident... the Brits gave it up willingly, and some lost irish souls were in town looking for a place for a drink... its wasnt an invasion...