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Jul 4, 2014 @ 12:52
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Jul 4, 2014 @ 13:13
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Jul 4, 2014 @ 17:54
Anna went to the Doctor one day for an exam. After completing the exam, the Doctor told Anna to get dressed and step in his office. He told her to return in two weeks and bring a specimen with her. Anna looked confused but agreed to what he said.
Upon returning home, her husband, Tony, asked how things went. Anna said fine but that she was to return in two weeks with a specimen. Tony said, "What's a specimen, Anna?"
"I don't know, Tony, but I was afraid to ask," replied Anna.
"Why don't you go next door and ask Naomi. Naomi knows everything," Tony concluded.
Anna went next door and when she returned about 15 minutes later, her clothing was torn. She had scratches and bruises all over. Her hair was pulled out of shape.
"What happened to you, Anna?" asked Tony.
Anna replied, "Well I went next door like you said to ask Naomi what a specimen is. She told me to piss in a bottle. I told her to shit in a bag, and one thing led to another."
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Anna went to the Doctor one day for an exam. After completing the exam, the Doctor told Anna to get dressed and step in his office. He told her to return in two weeks and bring a specimen with her. Anna looked confused but agreed to what he said.
Upon returning home, her husband, Tony, asked how things went. Anna said fine but that she was to return in two weeks with a specimen. Tony said, "What's a specimen, Anna?"
"I don't know, Tony, but I was afraid to ask," replied Anna.
"Why don't you go next door and ask Naomi. Naomi knows everything," Tony concluded.
Anna went next door and when she returned about 15 minutes later, her clothing was torn. She had scratches and bruises all over. Her hair was pulled out of shape.
"What happened to you, Anna?" asked Tony.
Anna replied, "Well I went next door like you said to ask Naomi what a specimen is. She told me to piss in a bottle. I told her to shit in a bag, and one thing led to another."
Dorothy W, Jul 4, 2014 @ 17:54
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Jul 4, 2014 @ 19:44
HOW ABSOLUTELY TRUE OF THE NEW GENERATION!!
Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on the eHarmony website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."
Father: "Wow! Really!! First check that he comes from a good family at Ancestry.com, then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, pay through Paypal and when you are fed up with him, sell him on Ebay".
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HOW ABSOLUTELY TRUE OF THE NEW GENERATION!!
Daughter: "Dad, I'm in love with a boy who is far away from me. I am in Australia and he lives in the UK . We met on the eHarmony website, became friends on Facebook, had long chats on Whatsapp, he proposed to me on Skype and now we've had two months of relationship through Viber. Dad, I need your blessings and good wishes."
Father: "Wow! Really!! First check that he comes from a good family at Ancestry.com, then get married on Twitter, have fun on Tango, buy your kids on Amazon, pay through Paypal and when you are fed up with him, sell him on Ebay".
Milord, Jul 4, 2014 @ 19:44
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Jul 4, 2014 @ 22:39
Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice,
using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?
Where do they go?
Wonder no more ! ! !
It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.
The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice,
using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
"Freeze a jolly good fellow."
You really didn't believe that I know anything about penguins, did you?
It's so easy to fool OLD people.
Jeffery S, Jul 4, 2014 @ 22:39
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Jul 5, 2014 @ 16:23
Love it!!!
