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Life should be different.

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby.

Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then....

You finish off as an orgasm!
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Life should be different.

I think the life cycle is all backwards.
You should start out dead and get it out of the way.

Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy and go collect your pension.

Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.

You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you
get ready for High School.

You go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no
responsibilities, you become a baby.

Then you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in
spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger
quarters every day, and then....

You finish off as an orgasm!
MindaNov 12, 2006 @ 15:15
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Gotta love George Carlin!
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Gotta love George Carlin!
nancy, Nov 12, 2006 @ 20:40
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When you get old, chances are high you'll wear napies again ! ;-)
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When you get old, chances are high you'll wear napies again ! ;-)
Hobbes, Nov 17, 2006 @ 13:50
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