A man, getting on in years, finds that he is unable to perform in the
bedroom. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers him to
an African medicine man.
The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws
a white powder into a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke.
Then the African medicine man says, 'This is powerful healing but you
can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over and I don't want to
continue?'
The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more and is
completely exhausted, all she has to say is '1234' and it will then
go down. But be warned, it will not rise again for another whole
year.'
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That
night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He
slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife and says '123' and he feels a
sudden movement in his trouser department, just as the medicine man
promised.
His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123' for?
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Mar 10, 2008 @ 11:40
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A man, getting on in years, finds that he is unable to perform in the
bedroom. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers him to
an African medicine man.
The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws
a white powder into a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke.
Then the African medicine man says, 'This is powerful healing but you
can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over and I don't want to
continue?'
The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more and is
completely exhausted, all she has to say is '1234' and it will then
go down. But be warned, it will not rise again for another whole
year.'
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That
night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He
slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife and says '123' and he feels a
sudden movement in his trouser department, just as the medicine man
promised.
His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123' for?
G___Mar 10, 2008 @ 11:40
bedroom. He goes to his doctor who tries a few things, but nothing
seems to work. Finally, as a last resort, the doctor refers him to
an African medicine man.
The medicine man says, 'I can cure this.' With that said, he throws
a white powder into a flame and there is a flash with billowing blue
smoke.
Then the African medicine man says, 'This is powerful healing but you
can only use it once a year. All you have to do is say '123' and it
shall rise for as long as you wish!'
The man then asks, 'What happens when it's over and I don't want to
continue?'
The medicine man replies, 'When your partner can take no more and is
completely exhausted, all she has to say is '1234' and it will then
go down. But be warned, it will not rise again for another whole
year.'
The old gent rushes home, anxious to try out his new powers. That
night he showers, shaves and smothers himself in aftershave. He
slides into bed, cuddles up to his wife and says '123' and he feels a
sudden movement in his trouser department, just as the medicine man
promised.
His wife turns over and asks, 'What did you say '123' for?
G___Mar 10, 2008 @ 11:40
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Mar 11, 2008 @ 02:34
Hilarious, thanks for sharing!!
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Hilarious, thanks for sharing!!
Nancy_Geneva, Mar 11, 2008 @ 02:34
Nancy_Geneva, Mar 11, 2008 @ 02:34
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