One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw

two men along the roadside eating grass.

Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate the situation.

He asked one of the men,

"Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food", the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."

Shocked, the lawyer said: "Well then you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you!"

"But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there under that tree."

The second man said: "Yes, and I also have a wife and six children with

me!"

"Bring them along." The lawyer replied.

So they all jammed into the huge limo.

Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said: "Sir, You are too kind. Thank you for taking us with you."

Genuinely touched, the lawyer replied: "Glad to do it. You'll really enjoy my place. The grass is almost a foot high!"
G___Apr 30, 2007 @ 13:32