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Tasers have now won approval for family use.

After several tests by the Arizona company that produces them

a new version called the MA 26b ‘b’ for baby

has been given the green light by the department of health.

The trail period lasted one year and involved

over 1000 participants between the ages of 2 and 16.

The children were tased with 40,000 volts for 5 seconds.

“It’s a wonderful tool for child rearing” exclaimed Cindy Bell,

a mother of 2. “When my six year old talks back I just give him

a little shot of Tase and he just stays still –ok shaking a little-

for a good 20 minutes. That gives me time to take care of errands

that before I never had time for.

“Before I used to threaten my girl with a baseball bat”

said Tod Gateway. “That was disturbing to the neighbors and

even my dog got upset. Now with the new MA26b, when I pull it

out of its sleek holster and point the yellow and red nozzel, everyone,

except my daughter, just goes ‘WOW’.

The children Taser sales are going so well that the company

intends to open new production sites on all continents.
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Tasers have now won approval for family use.

After several tests by the Arizona company that produces them

a new version called the MA 26b ‘b’ for baby

has been given the green light by the department of health.

The trail period lasted one year and involved

over 1000 participants between the ages of 2 and 16.

The children were tased with 40,000 volts for 5 seconds.

“It’s a wonderful tool for child rearing” exclaimed Cindy Bell,

a mother of 2. “When my six year old talks back I just give him

a little shot of Tase and he just stays still –ok shaking a little-

for a good 20 minutes. That gives me time to take care of errands

that before I never had time for.

“Before I used to threaten my girl with a baseball bat”

said Tod Gateway. “That was disturbing to the neighbors and

even my dog got upset. Now with the new MA26b, when I pull it

out of its sleek holster and point the yellow and red nozzel, everyone,

except my daughter, just goes ‘WOW’.

The children Taser sales are going so well that the company

intends to open new production sites on all continents.

fishintreeOct 13, 2007 @ 11:25
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Why did they give the Nobel to Al Gore, instead than giving it to these guys? :-P
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Why did they give the Nobel to Al Gore, instead than giving it to these guys? :-P
Stef__Granny, Oct 13, 2007 @ 12:54
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I said: "(nt)"!!!

Bet you were the kind of kid who didn't read the instructions before beginning a test in school!
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I said: "(nt)"!!!

Bet you were the kind of kid who didn't read the instructions before beginning a test in school!
Casuistik, Oct 13, 2007 @ 16:03
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maby tasers could reduce co2 emmissions!
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maby tasers could reduce co2 emmissions!
fishintree, Oct 13, 2007 @ 18:43
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