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A SHORT LOVE STORY





A man and a woman who had never met before,

but who were both married to other people,

found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train.



Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room,

they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.



At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying,........... 'Ma'am,



I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?



I'm awfully cold.'



'I have a better idea,' she replied 'Just for tonight,...... let's pretend that we're married.'



'Wow!...................... That's a great idea!', he exclaimed.



'Good,' she replied. .............'Get your own f**king blanket.'





After a moment of silence, ......................he farted.



The End
G___Jan 29, 2009 @ 13:13