Hey - us boys can say the same about you women!!!

I did a Google search on 'perfect woman', and some funny results came up. And needless to say, everything was focused on looks. So according to this article in Hollywood's biggest daily paper, these are the perfect woman and perfect man:

Perfect woman:
Body, hair and eyebrows of Gwen Stefani combined with the nose of Uma Thurman, mouth of Penelope Cruz and eyes of Salma Hayek

Perfect man:
David Beckham's body and stubble, Ian Somerhalder's eyes, Ben Affleck's nose and cheekbones, Jake Gyllenhaal's mouth and Chad Michael Murray's hair. If you ask me, I'm better looking. But who's asking me.

If you're thinking of the ideal lover he does not exist !

Indeed.

That's the world we live in. If you don't chase, you have to hope someone else does the chasing for you. If you do chase and others don't respond to the chase, maybe they're just not the kind of people who like to be chased.

I think you just need to keep working at it. I find that waiting on others has rarely provided the results I'm looking for, so just go out there and pull, but in a non-creepy way ;)

Thats the perfect man? Yikes horrible!!

Nir, the female pic looks a bit scary.... like the She-version of Michael Jackson

Another Ofek! Run people they are multiplying!!!

To find the perfect man we have to be perfect and the perfection is only in magazines.

Go deeply in your mind and more deepful person you are, with ability to share various opinion, more chance you have to find the right person.

Everybody is a stone who can be a diamond...

First two were only prototypes, an experiment. succesful on some terms, but it gets better from one experiment to the other.

what does it means???

right the man can say the same!!!

You're right!!!

Why not ???:((((((NOOOOOOO

here is the perfect man who just arrived in geneva ...is not yet on glocals..he's just the bad boy kind u will love..enjoy!

So funny to see two different point of view!!!

Also in a forum I can see the difference between us!!!Anyway I'm optimist and romantic I think that for everyone exist the perfect...or the corrispondent half part!!!

I wish to everyone that  is going to spend a saint valentin in the lady godiva:) or as a single one, don't worry the right one, is just behind the corner looking also for youu!!!!!

I know that it is the truth!!:)

wow........nice video!  woo hoo!

I totally get the OP's predicament...  I think in general it is challenging to find someone.  Hence I think it is better to focus on the type of relationship one wants... yet I understand it is tough sometimes, especially when one is ready for a relationship!

Till then, keep the hottie videos rolling!  :)

Hah! What a question :D Good luck for finding the right one :D

Maybe I try to provide my side of answer for the question: This city just sucks because there is always 10 horny people on a que to talk to the ladies... At least I have no interest of talking to that kind of ladies who doesn't have gutts to say no for those poor bastards =) In other words, don't keep guys queuing...

Second could be the thing, that ladies here doesn't see any effort to meet interesting guys. You know, we are living in the equal world, or at least I come from country of that kind. So girls, please stop being bitchy and get rid of the idea that you have option to choose your conversation buddies. That is just so disgusting way to handle people trying to meet you.

And as last point, check the mirror if these tips doesn't help you. Not meaning how you look like, but maybe you are just impossible to get to know.

Hopefully the valentine's day's night will bring you the right one knocking on your door! ;)

Maam, for a sec i thought u were in a rodeo calgary! woo hoo yeeeeeha! back 2 normal language please:

I believe there is another perfect man out there, and i think u should check him out

p.s. im not (quite) sure if youre ready 4 a relationship, but im (quite) sure u r not(quite) ready 4 havin a noisy baby and livin in an isolated farm house with a big gorilla of  a man who beats his chest and barks like a dog!! Enjoy

unfortunately bill murray m issed the hottie mark.  :)

Bill Murray is a god.

I  agree with you, specially on your second point: many ladies dont make the effort to meet the interesting guy.

by effort I mean seizing opportunities and possibly create them. sometimes (and probably most of the time), the interesting guy is so shy @ making the first step, or the first contact (even when he is not usually a shy person) he wont come to you until you give him the opportunity. then he may become more confident when the conversation goes on. I think that is because of his personal pride: failling at charming you is a big shame, even if it should be normal to fail. sometimes it's also because of his emotion, I think: he is so impressed by you that he is intimidated; it may think "this girl is too good for me...she can't be interested in a guy like me". and again, he wont come to you until you invite him implicitly.later you may notice he is not very shy, he just needed to be encouraged.

this was my suggestion, because I think in the relationship between men and women there many rules. maybe that's why we seem to nt understand each ther

From knowing you personnally, I'm sure it wont take much longer to find the "right one". gd luck

oops... I meant GIVING opportunities, and not SEIZING

join our gym! We have plenty of boys, and we go to the shower together - can take you with us ))

oh man, that is the most ridiculous wake up video I have ever seen!!!! ouch! HA HA HA HA 

I dont know about other girls but shy men just dont work for me. A man has to get my interest from the first minute otherwise it wont work. Im not going to spend an hour of my life trying to make conversation with someonewho is too shy while i can have a two way conversation with someone else. Im not fair i know. You dont have to like me though :)

And how do you know that all the ladies are dying to meet you? Maybe the ladies you want to meet are just not interested in you.

Hah once again! Who says that the ladies in Geneva are dying to meet me. I know quite well, that my genetical background doesn't give me a benefit of being desired one over here. I don't even mind that because most of the people here are non-attractive in my point-of-view.

I usually consider an interest to be mutual. You know, like when I'm interested, most likely the other one is interested on basic priciple level as well. Only after this initial "lets see" feeling thing is allowed to proceed to meeting, talking, and maybe even to have a crush and even to the level of forming relationship.

I'm more or less taking this post that you really regocnized yourself from my description and that is why you wanted to reply for this :D Touché I would say.

Well done, adding more salt to the injury, hence more questions, such as how to know if the guy the girl is interested in is interested in her? and how to invite the guy implicitly whithout ebarasing oneself .....

indeed good luck :)

Ok then since you dont like the women who dont like you why you complain?

Ok so apparently being intelligent , tall, muscled, havin a great body, bein able 2 change pampers, playin a musical instrument and lovin his mother is not enough  for u...so i thought long and hard about what could be the missing element and i put my IQ of -111 together 2 come up with the answer:

the man has 2 know how 2 fly!! behold your fiendly neighbour....SUPERMAN!

so funny!!I prefere this one to the first one!!

Good Speech Justin!!!

Very very good!!!;)

Sure!!!

So as I can understand for someone is easy for someone else the opposite.. but anyway I was interested to have some opinion I got it!!

I am glad to have so many answers!!

A forum is think about and talking about something that touch everyone!!

Thank you

ha ha dont look. best thing i never did. you'll see ;)

What do you mean by?

Yes!!!He does!!!

This is right one!! funny!!!!!

An ideal person may exist, the perfect person doesn't. Slight difference in words IMO. But to each the interpretation they want to believe in.

In my opinion, a girl does not need to know if the guy she is interested in is also concerned, it's not her who chat him up, unless she has the gut that even many men don't have in this situation.it's the girl who is the target, and so it's the man who needs to know if you are interested. however the mistake is to do as if you are not interested while you are. usually girls like to pretend, probably becuase of their pride, which I acknowledge is not necessarily bad. but what is the point if it's to regret it later n.

I have personally noticed when a girl is interested in a guy around , she brings back from time to time her hair behind her ears (to better show her face?), she gesticulates a lot (is he nervous?), she eyes him, when he seems to look away she undresses him with a glance, and sometimes in public transports she observes him through the glass.I beg you tell me if I'm wrng.

if Im not, this is not a bad way to draw the guy's attention, but I'm sure many guys    dn't know observing and interpreting such a girls' call to action. then she can go further in, my opinion: ensuring she is in his field of vision (not necessarely in front of him), she can discretely look round for him (eg. by bending her head slightly while stroking her hair, pretending to think). unless he is not interested or he is naturally very shy, he will certainly look at her and then their look are going to cross. therefore she can do a bit more by smiling slightly.

but if you are in his field of vision, and instead of making little signs like that, you do something like opening your book, keeping your eyes inside, and just raising it two or three times to pretend to relax a bit while it is him you are spying on; or you put your headphones to listen to a "je ne sais quoi"; it is like you are telling him implicitly..."you see, I'm busy...I don't have time...do not bother me". then he must have a damned gut to speak to you anyway (I guess, a man fr Maria_). in my opinion very few men have such a gut when they have to make the first contact. you may behave as such because you are really not interested, but if you are, it is a good way to make him understand the contrary.

I hope this is what you mean by "withut embarrassing oneself".

We have to believe in it!!

There's no harm in believing, but one should also refrain from becoming entirely disillusioned by the thought of having to find someone so magnificent that the chances of this person existing, becomes extremely slim.

Here's one guy who used mathematics to explain why it's so hard to find a girlfriend:

http://www.myfoxla.com/dpps/news/dpgo-Peter-Backus-uses-math-to-explain-girlfriend-woes-fc-20100112_5537488

No courage? No initiative?

Nothing happens?

Is it really astonishing?

where is your gym ? ;-))))

The perfect man does not exist, the perfect woman neither... but one day we find someone that likes our bad and good things and this is reciproque.

*

Love is very very very rare, that it s why it s beautiful.

Love its also about luck right place right time.

and I m sure that if you love yourself someone will love you. Be positive and one day it will arrive. But do not look for the right person, but for a good fit.

I found my love, when i was not expecting it AT ALL !

BUT FOR THE SINGLE PERSON IN THE CHAT, BE PATIENT YOU WILL FIND YOUR PARTNER... JUST A QUESTION OF TIME

you are so so so right

i met so many people that so in love with themselves there is no room for someone else

also people that are targeting the perfection when they are really not perfect themselves

Agree with you also about the humanity, and how people turns to be greedy, ambitious, and so suspicious.

But look how you are... you are not like your description so you will find (again) someone that fit you

Also, i think ( sadly) that love is not forever, like friendship, but for a moment... the transition time are very hard to live, when in fact you have to much love to give. I assume is your case. You are not selfish, and want to share something.

I m afraid (really) to be single again because i remember so well how I found hard to meet "honnest" heart, and also i started to be suspicious too.

I know also so many girls (and for me i do not see any problem with her) single all over europe, that i m afraid ...

to be single, it s a real problem in our modern society. When communication has developped so much, and in so many ways, human do not communicate any more... too much communication kill the communication...

RObi, when i will be there, i see that we ll have nights of conversation !!

the gym is "Meyrin Fitness" ))

The next scheduled shower is tonight ))

Life is a mystery. There is a chemistry which works sometimes and it doesnt most of the times. It is a pity that most women ( nowadays many men) have stopped looking around or spreading their wings. Its god gift to them to be able to look and judge ( perhaps better than men!!), so dont lose it and I am sure there would be BOYs Aand MEN among the BOYs aplenty

Vin

Right now i m in Doha , forecast weather today 28°C.....

Wau!!!This is Right!!Untill you don't feel well about yourself no one can consider you interesting!!!

So happy to have this answer!!The forum is going well!!!

Daniela,

Love is never impossible, and by definition is always perfect...for a while.  Chemistry is such a wonderful thing and totally inexplicable. The perfect match may not always be what is best, and the best night of your life may only last one night but the memory will last a lifetime.  Be open, but don't "hunt" for men like a lioness.  If its the right time, it will happen naturally. But I agree that commitment is a word that most men shy away from...even committing to call or text :-).  But if it's the case, then he is not the right one anyway.  Good luck...

Oh! come on people! Is it our fault if women cannot understand our spontaneous joyful nature?!

Some days ago I was talking with a friend of mine and he said you know woman with too much caracter, indipendent one, can make a man really affraid of them..so no call no message...because they think "what if I'm not the right one for her...If she's going to choose one better"..anyway they are so affraid of this kind of woman that they don't even try with!!

I didn't put my thought, as someone said or think, to find the right one on the internet!!I'm not like this.

I prefer to meet someone in a real life, tram routin city...

I wrote this.. because so many good women and men aren't choose if compared with "easy" one..

I mean when I talk with people in my case most of the story that I know are from women, who find just wrong man!!So I asked it to try to understand people...and the difference between.

Because maybe write things, in a site internet, as I saw for the majority of people, today is easy than speaking looking on the eys..

Wrong choosen in between create a wrong couple and heart broken and break up!!!

So why don't you try to choose better of both side??to looking for the simple happiness and be happy for little things day after day??

Why do not try to impruve ourself in a couple and not just to become worst and kill your personality!!

Everyone is unique, and I think that everyone can if he want became the perfect half part in a couple!!!This could be the perfect one, not in body or money or  position!!!Just accepting the other and to be accepted as he/she is!!

Why are looking for trouble??and not really interest in commun and someone who is going to change you life in better??

This was the meaning of my little speech!!

Daniela

Re. 1st paragraph. Yes, I have scared many a man because I am exactly that.  Independant and a lot of character.  But any who have been brave enough to stay have not wasted their time...A little heartbreak is all part and parcel of this "love" thing. I don't know I believe in this "wrong" guy or "wrong" girl thing.  What exactly does that mean anyway?  Chemistry and attraction doesn't choose.  Arranged marriages do...but is that good?  I don't think so.  Better to die standing than to live on your knees.  In other words, live life (and love) to the fullest and stop - guys and girls - worrying whether it's going to last a lifetime or whether the other person is going to fall in love or choose someone else. C'est la vie!!! Don't be sad when it's over, just be glad it happened in the first place.

yes never be sad its over...we've all seen the movie "play misty for me" 

Well daniela Genev..since youve brought about the subject about Boyz..then allow me 2 introduce u 2 your compatriot..she is certainly havin a good time and havin no probs finding the right one(s)

Enjoy and viva italia!

Daniela, you should see the movie "Up in the Air" with George Clooney...there you have it all...it's really interesting and provides food for thought on the usual "stereotype" relationships

The secret for finding a good boy (or girl) is deserving one, being worth one. 

Complaining go straight in the other direction.

ciao

Does exist the perfect pleasant clever and cuteee boy????

Yes, he's probably going out with a perfect, pleasant, clever and good looking girl!

Are you now?

Come on guys...be nice, it's Friday (albeit a rainy Friday announcing a rainy wkd

The huge gigantic melon hit my head..i now see the ray of light! Thank u aussie woman for wakin me up!

Big juicy kisses whereever u r honey... 

Forget it!

When I'm good I'm very good, but when I'm bad I'm so much better! (6)

WOW....now we are finally talking the same language...hey, there is hope for Venus and Mars after all...

Playing this game wields a very different success ratio for every person out there... telling some that they're 15 out of spite is just wrong. We're not all expert in relationship matters or knwoing how to attract the attention of the opposite sex, as this is all a very personal matter in itself.

Some people need to chill down and just accept that unless they do something about it, and unless they can lower their expectations (for some of us out here), then it will just be that little bit more difficult.

There are a ton of activites out there that will get you to know people from the opposite sex (if that's your thing), but honestly, how often in these events do any of these people actually end up talking to each other.

I personally find most people that I fix my eye on, a bore... shame, but if you can't make me excited with the story of your life, the way you got here, the way you're living it, what you do on your free time, etc... then at least I'm one person less that you'll be courting.

That's the tough life you live in and nobody ever said it was going to be easy. So shape up or leave it be and move on to a life of singledom.

:) Ah ah ah!!!

Good way of thinking!!:)Right!

Not always!!

Why how old are you??50?

Very touching..the last sentences is the best!!

Thank you

Daniela

yes move on 2 the life of singledom and occasionaly do have a nice ding and a dong!

A nice what?

Uh oh...I take back what I said...Venus and Mars have obviously still a very long way to go.  Girls, go see Valentines Day.  It's absolutely a very enjoyable film and you will laugh all the way through...especially at the "I hate Valentines" Party!  The best line in the film is "I have a wonderful relationship with my mobile phone....luckily it vibrates" :-)  Have a good Monday everyone.

Well... there's the good old proverb that single women often repeat:

Men are like parking places: the best ones are already taken. :)

And the ones that are free are just too small :)

Maria:

That's the best reply I've seen on this thread so far...

When you least expect it,he will probaly stand in front of you.

She's having no problem finding the right boys, but a serious problem finding the right bikini top size...

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I was thinking exactly the same thing!

its not her fault...its in the family jeans...

But next time i will ask the editor 2 pay strict attention 2 such close details... 

ok guys I think we are losing focus here!!

Tony...you probably mean "genes" as opposed to "jeans"  (although she probably looks good in her Levis too  bitch!!!)but my question is how do you know?  Did you know her Mom ?

Certainly..her mum was about 6ft 7 , very busty, didnt have a vibratin mobile phone or any other refined object  but had a great hairy moustache with a refreshing garlic breath! every man's dream come true...

ding dong..or bora bora...many different terms....just have 2 be imaginative...

Well, for boys, I don't know...

If you want to find a perfect MAN, click on "Nir_" profile to get a hint.

;-P

Well, we can definitely ascertain that you have imagination Tony...and strange taste in ladies too I see ...whatever works for you my friend!

Syd_Brown: you know it bro!

Ladies: why can't more of you be like Syd?!?

Nir

Sounds crual

Well, what can I say. I'm meeting mostly freaks recently. I don't know if I attract them or if it's just bad luck. One send me the pic of his Co*ç% the other was in a date with, I sa him a few days later with another girld. He didn't even greet me. I guess there are many freaks around, and that's why we ladies are more careful with whom we meet.

Yes, indeed, there are some freaks, definately. Some even on this chat! 

You must keep in mind that a lot of people come live here from all over the world, and some of them are quite lonely, don't speak the local language, with no family or friends. (Ok, not a reason to behave in a weird way with girls.)

The thing is that either

a) they are very shy, stare at you all night long, follow you to the bar and back, to the ladies room (somehow just hanging out there?), and so on...

b) drunk, or just really narcisstic. I blame the narcissism on over-protective mothers.

Let's not forget that there are very sweet, lovely and nice guys - let's look at our guy friends - they are such sweethearts! What would the world be without them?!

A world full of freaks.

P.S. Daniela, if ever you are looking for someone, I am a successful matchmaker.

hahahha! Thanks for clarifying.

Well I'm looking for friends overall. Some of mine have gone back from they come from. Invite me to your next party:D

Miria! Please don't continue on that way and crush all the souls that behave in any way like you describe.

On my point of view I would just add up that there are way more freaks and narsitic attention whores who love to play men like toys. And this in portion way of thinking compared to weird guys! I think this might be a reason, why normal and kind guys don't want to see that much effort on you girls ;)

Just a thought...

Sure, will go out on Friday with some friends. Can invite some extra guys! How do you like 'em?

That is the thing about Gva, people come and leave. Especially if they are consultants and live like gipsies here and there, find their place in your heart (as a gooooooooood friend). Snif! Beda - this is dedicated to you!

Peace to all women and men in this town.

@gatafunk Damn it get out of such bas... or of the guys who sacked the hearts of girls. One good thing about your story, you do not waste  too much of your time and soul

@miria get rid of guys acting like that there is no excuses

@Pepso, this sounds like a broken heart:(

@wilame daniel, so cutee!! you must be a real gentleman:D good seing guys like you around! cheers

So you saw some guy with another girl... let me ask you then if you're limiting yourself to just one guy when dipping your toes in the dating scene?

If you want to date people, you got to taste plenty of fruit. Ok, maybe not "taste" taste per se, but you shouldn't leave all your eggs in a single basket. Move around, speak to a few guys all at the same time, agree to a date with Mr X on a monday, another date with Mr Y on a wednesday, etc... etc...

In my opinion you really should only be worrying about those particular things IF you're in a REAL relationship, because if the guy you're truly going out with (and have been going out with for a while) suddenly ends up dating another girl and you see it, then maybe the relationship you thought you had with him, was not fully concrete.

I for example know that when I personally make up my mind to be with someone, all other dates end there and then and no matter how much the other person whines about it trying to understand why I ended it with them, that's quite simply that. I then make myself available only to that one particular person.

btw: you look adorable with the kitty cat pose in your profile ;) Too bad by saying that, I just become a "freak" on this forum as Miria below your post mentioned ("there are some freaks, definitely. Even in this chat.").

Then again, there's THE freak, and the FREAK. I personally prefer a lady with a little bit of "peps" in their life ;)

So sue me :)

And I forgot to mention one thing in my post above... if the guy "ignores" you when they're out on a date with another girl, there are two reasons:

1) he's not interested in you and has moved on. It happens, life's one long adventure.

2) he's maybe still interested in you, but by aknoledging your presence, he's going to ruin all his chances with the person they're currently courting. After all, if he's with this girl, he's sizing them up to find out if they're the one they're looking for? Maybe this person hasn't spent enough time with you and is still keeping all issues open "just in case". It could be that by calling him up and doing another date, you'll show more of your side that this person is facinated in, and then they make up their mind by "forgetting" the other person and going on with you.

So ask yourself this. If you've just landed two dates, and you go out with Mr X on monday, find his nice and all that, but want to see what Mr Y is like on wednesday, and then you DO end up going out with Mr Y on wednesday, and bump into Mr X as well... What will you do? Do you wanna jump into Mr X's embrace and hurt Mr Y who you may not know very well at that point, or do you want to just quietly move along and hope to find out enough about both guys before you make up your mind?

Dating games are a very difficult business, you play it how you want, but you are bound to hurt someones feelings even if the thought is a good one.

Of course as any single, I'm goig out with different people. It's only weird somebody you went out with does not say hello when you see them again, hahaha. And believe me nothing bad happen, and least not during that date,lol!!! Well, I keep trying, thanks for the advise:D:D

got ya;D however I would have said hello! It's nothing bad having manners. I'm a bit surprised, the more developed the country the less social intelligence there is. Odd, somebody might verify this thesis.

There are some freaks...to shy to speak with girl without beer..drink...or worste to insicure to show interest in front of friend or public!!I saw a lot of my friends in this situation..

If we add also over-protective mothers..all the time ready to say is not the girl to you... it will be the perfect pictures...

The very sweet gay are sweet just because we are not interested in.. but if we feel something the behavior of each boy is going to change..

I mean if a woman has a caracter she doesn't change her life..she is the same all the time...boys I think he change is priority at the start of a relationship and then when the couples is stronger is going to do the opposit...A lot of testimonial.

In my experience I wanna just to share my life with someone similar to me.. someone who is not affraid to share to change is priority and his life for LOVE to love and dream!!someone who is not scared to give..because without giving we can't receive anything!!!The better one sometimes are already occupated...like the toilet!!!or just very good hide..But maybe my ame soeur is going to be created!!!I hope that exist already!!!

I'm no psychologist, the only way I see it is that one may ruin their current "date" by stopping to say hi to another person.

For example, what would this person then tell their date about the person they just met? Let's take it from a guys perspective:

1) she's my sister - only to be said if you really don't wanna blow it and you're only hoping for a one night stand as that lie won't work for very long

2) she's a colleague from work - might work for some time, but if you end up extending the relationship, eventually the new girl will ask questions about "that colleague we saw" or will want to meet all your work friends

3) she's a friend - same as above, but eventually the new girl will want to know more... and if you have to present your previous date to your current date as a "friend", the previous date will probably snap back with a "what, I'm just a friend?!? didn't we go on a date??? who is she btw??? TELL ME MOOOOOOOOOARRRRR!!!

4) she's a girl I'm dating right now - might as well say goodbye to the girl you're with right now, as she won't be there once you've finished the sentence

and so on and so on it goes... just my two cents from my highly intellectual and advanced... OH LOOK, A KITTY!!!

/me runs away after the kitty... *pounce* *pounce* *pounce*

@gatafunk

Maybe the reason you are meeting/dating such persons is that YOU are attracted to something in them, ah?

I am not talking that being a jerk is the way, but there are few things "nice guys" just don't have. Nice guys are "nice": they would go to cinema with you, listen your stories about problems at work, help with moving furniture, give you a ride to the airport, share their feeling about latest house md... And guess what? All they get is "i appreciate you as a friend" or "i just don't feel for you that way" :)

Seriously, all attractive women i knew well, they all got a bunch of these "nice guys" to do all that stuff their real boyfriend just don't want to do :) Yeah, what would be the world without them? :)

Hmm, I would describe it more like observing my surroundings and how do the ladies treat men here. See my posts earlier on the thread to see what I was saying and the all in all picture clarifies...  :)

PEPSO:  so sad that you need to be vulgar to describe some girls who, yes, like men, play around and in doing so hurt others...but we shouldn't generalze (either for women or men).  I think we should be very clear about what we are getting ourselves into when we meet someone.  Some guys and girls are just out to have fun!!  It is their right!  Yes, I agree they should be honest about it , however, it is usually very clear anyway so if that is not what you want...then you walk away! Simple as that.  Don't pretend to yourself that you didn't see it or that it wasn't clear just because you didn't want to see it. 

Some of my best friends are guys...and there has never been any ambiguity about those relationships.  There never was and never will be attraction on either side. That is a real friendship...no mistaken...there is no...."oh but I didn't realize we were just friends" or...."I was actually just waiting until the friendship turned into something else because I am secretly in love..." etc. etc. etc... NO!  If we are honest enough with ourselves...and brave enough to face it...the truth will always stare right back at you!

Ok?  So lighten up people and just remember that if a little heartbreak is the only thing you have to be worried about...that is already a blessing.  Remember...Haiti needs your donations. 

Tks and have a good day

Daniela Genev:

Ze problema is: In generale raggaze italianne burne esteps::ti do a few examples:

Voglio soltanto the woman 4 restaurant..but she voglia bringin nonna, nonno, la nipote, il suocero et cera, i genitori, zio, zia, padre, madre, fratello and the sorella...very long family...

Poi i voglio fare a little bit of gymnastico..ma la ragazza voglia gia bambino bambino! cazzo help!

poi when ze uomo looks at altra ragazza..just loookke ,notte touche, the italian woman goes bora bora and wante 2 massacre u (il uomo and the altra woman)

have a nice day Daniela..

p.s cladagh: i agree with u all the way...people ask me why im always in a good mood..my simple response is just look at haiti and other places in the world...our problems in geneva are peanuts(not even) compared 2 other people around the globe..so lighten up people and stop nickin each others heads:-)  long live the republic and canton de geneve, Glocals and ofcourse Nir...

hi to ALL....

my personal though?  

leave your mind away! let your feeling flow.... let you be loved, if you really want that...

it may hurt?... wellcome to live :-) ... and never forget that the person in front of us is another person as well ....

Nice day to all and hope see you around sweet ladies ;-)

Daniela,

"The better one sometimes are already occupated...like the toilet"

is a very positive thought, keep it up :)

Continuing the analogy, maybe your urge is not high enough ?

Interesting concept, but not very sustainable. A toilet is a toilet!!! I've never thought that one was "better" than another.  And when you are desperate, they are ALL great toilets...which I suppose could also relate to a man/woman...any port in a storm . 

Now "clean" or "unclean" toilets would make for a more interesting and relevant debate if we compare toilets to men...

I'll let you ponder that one for a while guys...and can't wait to read your responses lol

seems like we've stepped onto the furtile soil of sexist jokes

that would be a mixture of fertile yet futile, then ..

@Cladagh

What I have seen here in Geneva, is that there is always many guys on queue for a single lady. I bet, that ladies who are not affected about this attention are really really rare here. I don't give any estimations how much ladies are affected about it, just that they are. I also think that text which only tries to find consesus is boring, and that is why I exaggerate my writen language. Does this make me vulgar person? No, I doubt. Do I use vulgar language here, yes, I do time to time. But if I talk about attention whores, why not to use right word for it? Especially in situations when whole thread is, or at least is becaming ridiculous. :)

Are you ladies really trying to solve the problem of not finding right men here in Glocals forums?! :D Come on, shape up, go out, meet people. Try to see some effort instead whining it here as said earlier in the thread postings.

Any case, I'm totally fed up with Genevan way of playing games when trying to find a significant other and especially when the game of relationship itself is a tricky game.

this is so funny, carry on everyone!

Yes Geo this post is not far from entering the hall of fame ! watch out people you're on the verge of becoming immortals (which can prove handy if life is not enough for some to find a decent match).

Thanks everyone for the inspiration!!:)

I'll write (I'm writing a book..and I'll add some of your thought!!!)

The title is right "how to find the right one suggestions and some more"!!

Now I don't have anymore looking for a job in tourism! 

I'll create my job!!

WRITER!!!!;)

Any help is accepted!!quite difficult to write in a foreign language!!

...sorry something more...

In response to post #1 in this thread:

I am here :-)

Hahahahhahahahha CLASSIC!

Why would anyone want perfection and how can anyone be a perfect fit when they have never met the other person so know nothing about them. In any case, women love to mould men to their expectations and men are not far behind.

WOW!

For as weird as it might seem, this is one of the most insightful one-liners I've read in a long time!

"I'm a bit surprised, the more developed the country the less social intelligence there is."

Hot chick with brain and humour! You go on gaining points kitty! ;-)

Ciao

S

Gatafunk:

Following up on Stef's admiration of you, if you're also rich, I'm marrying you tomorrow!!!

So is anyone able to summarise in 2-3 sentences the conclusions so far from this thread?

Yes:

-the Ofek bros are the perfect men (Nir, Oded, Yaron)

-He agrees to marry Gatafunk if she's rich (so he might be taken)

-Oded is married, the only Ofek left is Yaron. Run, ladies, go for it!

Conclusions:

Daniela,

It could be much worse: you might have met Nir or Syd! ;)

Daniela,

Let me tell you what would have happended if you had met Nir or Syd for a date.

With Syd: you would have had a wonderful romantic night, with a true gentleman.Candle light dinner, the guy opens the door for you, he's romantic and charming.

With Nir: McDo and Sex.

Your pick.

Very interesting reading

OLD ONE BUT WORTH READING AGAIN

HUSBANDS FOR SALE !

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.
You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch ....

You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down - except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking, and help with the housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims,
'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay,
but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor.
This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

I will have a big mac with fries and a coke please!

And pretty good looking! The two i met at least ;)

Syd, do I have to pay you commission for advertising me like that? :)

And unlike Nir in his previous post, I don't eat McDo. So that leaves just one thing I can offer on a date :)

Yaron:

Sadly, you're following in your big bro's footsteps when it comes to cheap sex jokes. I was hoping m,y curse would skip over you...

Well you know, I learned from the master...

At least I got a sense of humor: have you ever heard the joke about the bear? :)

I'm suddenly wondering what the joke about the bear is....

NOT THE JOKE ABOUT THE BEAR AGAIN, PLEEAAAASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

See Nir, I told you you're famous... :)

Nir.... tell me the damn joke and no one gets hurt :P

Charlotte hon,

I would, but that joke has elements in it that would get me thrown out of glocals, like bestiality and sex in un-natural ways. I'll save it for when we meet in La Praille next time, and while the kids are playing we'll crack our own dirty jokes...(-:

Nir

Nir - Are you coming this Friday? I'm going back to UK for a month on saturday so will be my last La Praille coffee for a little while.

As for the actual topic of this thread... as I'm sure it has nothing to do with sex and bears. The perfect man is going to be boring as hell! Get yourself something exciting and good looking... Yaron is free and single! lol

Enigma, that is hilarious! I am showing my OH as soon as he gets home from work haha

Hilarious Enigma, thanks for that...............

Where is it my third option??

But just to tide you over here is a little ditty...

Mary had a little lamb

she also had a bear,

I've often seen mary's lamb

but never seen her bear

That just proves that 21st century ladies hate romantic 19th century guys just as much (if not more) than one track minds!:-))) 

Better a one track mind than a romantic dreamer..

I'll order Mcdonalds and ask the woman to pay half..afterall we're all supposed to be very equal right? (whatever that means) and then some heavy hot steamy sex!

Thnx Nir for allowing me 2 see that ray of light:-) atlast...Amen

You guys seem to be assuming that us girls will put out on the first date... it's take more than a big mac and coke y'know... it'll take at least 3 :P

I'm quite partial to a BIG MAC myself....

Yeah PEPSO, guess we got that you are fed up...but speaking of whining if we look at your threads...you are the one who has actually COMPLAINED the most here!  the rest of us are just having a bit of a laugh, WITHOUT being vulgar. 

@Cladagh

Hmm, I see things differently. I have had a lot of fun reading this thread while being provocative. Go to yourself if you cannot see it from my postings. I think you have also recognized yourself from my descriptions and now you're just trying to ease your bad feeling inside in you on me. :) You are a really good example of MY COMPLAINTS HERE :D

And writing in CAPS on forum means more than enough for me. Learn not to yell at people I would say.

"I see things differently..." Ummmm....I thought you might .  Guess that sums up this whole thread right?

Have a nice day sweetie....

Yup, oven that melts all different cultures in this city cannot work with perfect efficiency. You too darling...

Cladagh: I can take a hint as well as the next guy, so I accept your date proposal! (-: But you know it's a package deal: if you want the joint BigMac dinner, it comes only if you accept the 2nd half of the proposed date as well! Otherwise, no deal (and I leave you to date Pepso).

Maria: I'd take you up on your hint too, but I don't want any trouble from Simon!

Nir

Nir, thanks for passing girls down on the line of men desirability. ;) I hope that she will reject your McDo dates and I could start dating girl who apparently understands me really well! Think about her options ;D

Pepso bro, don't flatter yourself. If Cladagh accepts me, I'm not passing her on to ANYONE, ever!!!

This thread is epic.

So, when the question "Does exist the perfect pleasant clever and cuteee boy????" is answered, does a woman actually know what to do next?

I mean, I am still waiting for Daniela's response to post 126.

Cheers, glocals!

-p

... and did I mention I have very good English writing skills. :-)

hey!!!I was just asking for opinion in glocals..I don't think I wont to find a perfect gay!!on line!!!I prefer in the tram or in some other real and not virtual place!!

I prefer to find just a friends here!!

Sorry...

It was a joke!!I'm not looking for a men here!!!Is it clear???!!!

What about if we saw someone in a english school for ex but we don't really had the courage to say something..you know.. what's your name what do you like to do during the day??

You maybe will meet him again but how to find out if he was right???

PS Does anyone know ditors for young talented in geneva??;)

@DJ_Symcard Nice lol

@Justdoit Some of us like to discuss thought provoking topics such as this one. If you are one of the few that do not then why would you bother to read it? Also if some view points made you angry (which suggests you do not agree with everyone) then why not state what your opinion on the "perfect man" is, rather than chastising everyone else for wanting to discuss such a topic. It is neither helpful nor welcome!

Aww Simon that's a bit harsh....funny but harsh...maybe he's just having a bad day and needed to vent.

Ok everyone...put your toys down...no need to throw ALL of them out of the pram! It's raining and they'll get really dirty and then you'll have nothing to play with and then you'll get really upset and then a pram war will break out and that could get really ugly and....

I wrote to JustDoIt and asked him to JustChillIt. So let's just move on with this thread and forget it. 

My own personal interest in this thread lies especially in awaiting for the reply of Cladagh to my date proposal. 

Haha, on the tram. I am always on the 14/16 so come find me :) haha

And I never take the tram

Heck, my profile photo was taken *on a tram*! I am idyllic for the ladies of the trams!

wait... I have a vision... glocals, a tram, a few bottles of wine (or cans of beer), call it a party???

I won't organize it, but I'll join :-P

Been there, done that... usually works out fine, if you don't get too rowdy. Preferably in the evening.

Cops/ticket controllers may look on your harshly if you make TOO much noise while enjoying your drinks on a Tram however...

Two date proposals....hey, my week-end is looking up ....but I'm sorry guys although you are both lovely (in your own very personal ways.....), I'm afraid I've already found the perfect man....

Something's coming out of this thread after all:

Tony and Nir will end up dating at McDo and they will share the bill.

Isn'it romantic?

Cladagh, if you found the perfect man, then please do share with us what's your idea of him...

I think that if the best these entire group managed to produce was a date at a McDo, we could do with some tips... :)

Yaron, see my previous post...is he not the sexiest man you have ever seen?

Well actually....

Actually, I think this one is a much better man, with high moral standards, never lies, A marine Biologist / Architect by profession (depends who asks and when)...

Under the title - "the art of seduction", I give you-