Wow, first person I have ever heard self-identify as an Angelena. Most Angelenos I know will say they are from South Central, East Los, the Valley, Westwood, Wilmington, San Pedro and the like. Only those from obscure small cities in the LA metropolitan area, like Downey, Carson or Azusa, say they are from LA.
Here are some ways you know you are no longer in LA, Toto:
You will not see signs by the autoroute that read: “Welcome to Geneva, now go home.”
That blue thing above, that’s the sky.
You don't have to stop when you see someone walking on the sidewalk, ask if their car broke down and offer to call the AAA for them.
You will finally discover what part of "side
WALK" you never understood.
You can walk on the street alone at night.
You don’t have to drive to the corner Migrolin.
No mini-malls.
No Mexican cooks in Japanese, Chinese, French, Italian, Greek or “American” restaurants.
No one will yell at you "speak Swiss, you are in Switzerland."
Parking signs (yes, only one sign) that you can understand.
You can actually drive somewhere in Geneva in less than 45 minutes.
You will not get to finish the song you are listening to in your car radio before you get to your destination.
That over there is actually a parking lot, not freeway traffic.
Don’t ask anyone where is the closest Costco or Trader Joe’s. Don't even bring up Target.
When you order coffee at the Starbucks (yes, there are some here), the barista will not ask you if you want it
iced or hot.
No, they did not bring you an entree instead of a main dish by mistake at the restaurant. That is a normal portion.
The waiter will not ask you repeatedly "how is the food?" They will just let you enjoy it.
You will not be woken up by leafblowers.
You won’t see nuts who put snow all over the top of their cars when they come back from the mountains. In fact, if you get snow over your car, get it off before you get on the road, or you will get stopped.
No tire threads on the freeway on the corner.
No taco trucks.
You will actually find the weather report interesting and relevant.