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Hi everyone,

I am from London, have been here a massive 3 weeks so far...the last time i spoke French i was 12!!

le stade, je voudrais un ananas....haha! hillarious!
Indeed i have it all to do...job! = money = food = party etc..
you get my drift.
Ah well, onwards and upwards...

riddle me this?


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Hi everyone,

I am from London, have been here a massive 3 weeks so far...the last time i spoke French i was 12!!

le stade, je voudrais un ananas....haha! hillarious!
Indeed i have it all to do...job! = money = food = party etc..
you get my drift.
Ah well, onwards and upwards...

riddle me this?



Trevor LOct 27, 2009 @ 10:46
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Jan 1, 70 01:00
thanks for the kind words tinkie....(don't say bell, don't say bell) much appreciated!

but riddle me this?


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thanks for the kind words tinkie....(don't say bell, don't say bell) much appreciated!

but riddle me this?



Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 13:13
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i'll try again....

riddle me this?

I can sezzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am i?
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i'll try again....

riddle me this?

I can sezzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am i?

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 13:19
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i'll try again....

riddle me this?

I can sezzle like bacon,
I am made with an egg,
I have plenty of backbone, but lack a good leg,
I peel layers like an onion, but still remain whole,
I can be long, like a flagpole, yet fit in a hole,
What am i?

Oct 27, 09 13:19
CONFUSED!!
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CONFUSED!!
epicure, Oct 27, 2009 @ 13:58
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a snake?
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a snake?

adela muresan, Oct 27, 2009 @ 13:50
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hahaaa!

one of you are correct!

now, which one is it?!

seeing as i could fit all three.......
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hahaaa!

one of you are correct!

now, which one is it?!

seeing as i could fit all three.......

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 14:49
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you tell us :-)  who , now Im curious.
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you tell us :-)  who , now Im curious.

adela muresan, Oct 27, 2009 @ 15:00
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mmm...

i believe if my friends status moves from 0 to 1 my tongue will become looser...

there's a clue in that too!

mwahahahaha
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mmm...

i believe if my friends status moves from 0 to 1 my tongue will become looser...

there's a clue in that too!

mwahahahaha

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 15:14
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from what I can see you like games and hide behind words :-) I have no idea what is the clue and who is right

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from what I can see you like games and hide behind words :-) I have no idea what is the clue and who is right


adela muresan, Oct 27, 2009 @ 15:17
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well, i got a friend request but not from you.

dear o dear...adela wants something for nothing! hahah

thanx Ebru!!!

adela YOU WERE RIGHT YOU CLEVER GIRL!!!
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well, i got a friend request but not from you.

dear o dear...adela wants something for nothing! hahah

thanx Ebru!!!

adela YOU WERE RIGHT YOU CLEVER GIRL!!!

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 15:29
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oh great, Im the winner, there's any award for me?
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oh great, Im the winner, there's any award for me?

adela muresan, Oct 27, 2009 @ 15:34
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if you look back on the thread you'll find your reward adela!

and if you're still not sure what i mean...

if there's a smile on your face then my work here is done!!

for now..........
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if you look back on the thread you'll find your reward adela!

and if you're still not sure what i mean...

if there's a smile on your face then my work here is done!!

for now..........

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 15:42
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ah marina, adela already cracked that one....

it was a snake!

how are you today anyway?
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ah marina, adela already cracked that one....

it was a snake!

how are you today anyway?

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 16:37
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 hey .. didnt know you could make snakes with eggs ... am i missing something lol   : )  ??
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 hey .. didnt know you could make snakes with eggs ... am i missing something lol   : )  ??
mozambique, Oct 27, 2009 @ 17:13
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I'm so sorry - I got carried away there with the riddle ..   and forgot to say  ..

Welcome to Geneva ..  : ) 

I'm a Londoner originally and Geneva's a pretty cool place to live .. !  I miss the following kinds of announcements you might hear on the London tube --- but you might not  .. yet !!

HEARD ON THE
LONDON UNDERGOUND TUBE -
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made over the intercom to their passengers...

1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service.
I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be
married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the
Westbound and go in the opposite direction."

2) "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering
from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let
you know any further information as soon as I'm given any."

3) "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is
that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great
time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between
Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our
destination."

4) "Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these
professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a
registered charity. Failing that, give it to me."

5) During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver
announced in a West Indian drawl: "Step right this way for the sauna,
ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided."

6) "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause ) "Oh go on then,
stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."

7) "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with
'Please hold the doors open..' The two are distinct and separate
instructions."

8) "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that
the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your
bags into the doors."

9) "We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door."

10) "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the
second carriage -- what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you
understand?"

11) "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking
allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a
joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage."





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I'm so sorry - I got carried away there with the riddle ..   and forgot to say  ..

Welcome to Geneva ..  : ) 

I'm a Londoner originally and Geneva's a pretty cool place to live .. !  I miss the following kinds of announcements you might hear on the London tube --- but you might not  .. yet !!

HEARD ON THE
LONDON UNDERGOUND TUBE -
A list of actual announcements that London Tube train drivers have made over the intercom to their passengers...

1) "Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologize for the delay to your service.
I know you're all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be
married to my ex-wife, in which case you'll want to cross over to the
Westbound and go in the opposite direction."

2) "Your delay this evening is caused by the line controller suffering
from E & B syndrome: not knowing his elbow from his backside. I'll let
you know any further information as soon as I'm given any."

3) "Do you want the good news first or the bad news? The good news is
that last Friday was my birthday and I hit the town and had a great
time. The bad news is that there is a points failure somewhere between
Stratford and East Ham, which means we probably won't reach our
destination."

4) "Beggars are operating on this train. Please do NOT encourage these
professional beggars. If you have any spare change, please give it to a
registered charity. Failing that, give it to me."

5) During an extremely hot rush hour on the Central Line, the driver
announced in a West Indian drawl: "Step right this way for the sauna,
ladies and gentleman... unfortunately, towels are not provided."

6) "Let the passengers off the train FIRST!" (Pause ) "Oh go on then,
stuff yourselves in like sardines, see if I care - I'm going home...."

7) "Please allow the doors to close. Try not to confuse this with
'Please hold the doors open..' The two are distinct and separate
instructions."

8) "Please note that the beeping noise coming from the doors means that
the doors are about to close. It does not mean throw yourself or your
bags into the doors."

9) "We can't move off because some idiot has their hand stuck in the door."

10) "To the gentleman wearing the long grey coat trying to get on the
second carriage -- what part of 'stand clear of the doors' don't you
understand?"

11) "May I remind all passengers that there is strictly no smoking
allowed on any part of the Underground. However, if you are smoking a
joint, it's only fair that you pass it round the rest of the carriage."






mozambique, Oct 27, 2009 @ 17:19
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lol, thanks alot for the welcome mozambique!!

well, you can make a snake with an egg it just relies on the dictionary meaning of make more than the common grammer that we all understand! ;)

hillarious train announcements...my favourites have got to be 1 and 6 but 8 i've actually heard being said, 'how bizzare'!

switzerland is a beautiful place and those of them who haven't noticed that just need to take a trip to gatwick or heathrow and remind themslelves of the fact!


lol



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lol, thanks alot for the welcome mozambique!!

well, you can make a snake with an egg it just relies on the dictionary meaning of make more than the common grammer that we all understand! ;)

hillarious train announcements...my favourites have got to be 1 and 6 but 8 i've actually heard being said, 'how bizzare'!

switzerland is a beautiful place and those of them who haven't noticed that just need to take a trip to gatwick or heathrow and remind themslelves of the fact!


lol


Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 18:41
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thanks a lot mate!

i'm being made to feel very welcome

it means a lot....

bless
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thanks a lot mate!

i'm being made to feel very welcome

it means a lot....

bless

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 19:51
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woo hoo!....another friend!

so as promised, i get a friend

i give a riddle so.....this one goes out to adela but all are welcome!

riddle me this?

Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
what am i?
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woo hoo!....another friend!

so as promised, i get a friend

i give a riddle so.....this one goes out to adela but all are welcome!

riddle me this?

Only one colour, but not one size,
Stuck at the bottom, yet easily flies,
Present in sun, but not in rain,
Doing no harm, and feeling no pain.
what am i?

Trevor L, Oct 27, 2009 @ 20:30
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hi Umar, still a chicken i see... :)

i'm from south london, more recently clapham common

I got made redundant last year and it's been downhill ever since...

Unfortuantely it was from retail luxury goods which doesn't transfer as well as other skills wihtout the language.

so i've got a little battle on my hands.

Ha! sounds like your still finding your way around too by your comment of some place called Biel.

i'm here for the love of a good woman....

what about you, why here?
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hi Umar, still a chicken i see... :)

i'm from south london, more recently clapham common

I got made redundant last year and it's been downhill ever since...

Unfortuantely it was from retail luxury goods which doesn't transfer as well as other skills wihtout the language.

so i've got a little battle on my hands.

Ha! sounds like your still finding your way around too by your comment of some place called Biel.

i'm here for the love of a good woman....

what about you, why here?

Trevor L, Oct 28, 2009 @ 11:53
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ohh another riddle, I guess im to tired now to focus on that. Tomorrow is another day, now I just need to relax  :-)
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ohh another riddle, I guess im to tired now to focus on that. Tomorrow is another day, now I just need to relax  :-)

adela muresan, Oct 28, 2009 @ 20:07
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a shadow !
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a shadow !

chloe m, Oct 28, 2009 @ 22:56
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chloe, your just to cool for school!....

but why the long face?!
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chloe, your just to cool for school!....

but why the long face?!

Trevor L, Oct 29, 2009 @ 00:03
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 hey... love the riddles lol oh yeah and welcome to switzerland  x
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jenni p, Nov 4, 2009 @ 16:18
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 hey... love the riddles lol oh yeah and welcome to switzerland  x
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jenni p, Nov 4, 2009 @ 16:18
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loved it so much you said it twice...

thank you for your kind words

i bet you've been here ages?
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loved it so much you said it twice...

thank you for your kind words

i bet you've been here ages?

Trevor L, Nov 4, 2009 @ 18:14
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 ooops....oh well cant have too much of a good thng haha... i've used to live in switzerland for a while when i was younger and went to school here but only moved back to Montreux last month ago x
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 ooops....oh well cant have too much of a good thng haha... i've used to live in switzerland for a while when i was younger and went to school here but only moved back to Montreux last month ago x
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Ah, so i'm wondering how you consider yourself an expat jenni or shall i say,
jenni are you an expat?
Are you originally from UK or is there a french flavour going on there?

so, do i call you a francophobe or an anglophobe?

:D


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Ah, so i'm wondering how you consider yourself an expat jenni or shall i say,
jenni are you an expat?
Are you originally from UK or is there a french flavour going on there?

so, do i call you a francophobe or an anglophobe?

:D



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 I'm English... i was born in hertfordhire.. Moved here when i was about 13 and stayed for 6 years then went back for uni so i was away for about 5 years then moved back after that .. and the rest as they say is history haha x
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 I'm English... i was born in hertfordhire.. Moved here when i was about 13 and stayed for 6 years then went back for uni so i was away for about 5 years then moved back after that .. and the rest as they say is history haha x
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Hey Trev, 
Welcome to Geneva!
Seemed you cracked a good way to get a lot of folks to notice your arrival, with all the riddles...(-:
So I got one for you, and the other readers:
2 babies were born to the same 2 parents, at the same minute, yet the kids are not twins. What are they?
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Hey Trev, 
Welcome to Geneva!
Seemed you cracked a good way to get a lot of folks to notice your arrival, with all the riddles...(-:
So I got one for you, and the other readers:
2 babies were born to the same 2 parents, at the same minute, yet the kids are not twins. What are they?

Nir Ofek, Nov 7, 2009 @ 18:44
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Marina: it didn't take you even 5 min to crack that one! (-:

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Marina: it didn't take you even 5 min to crack that one! (-:


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Marina: 
Yup, that was the correct answer...You are a smart one indeed!
Here's another one, taken (from bad memory) from The Hobbit:
I eat through mountains, But I have no teeth. 
I move forward all the time, but I have no legs. 
Any guesses?


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Marina: 
Yup, that was the correct answer...You are a smart one indeed!
Here's another one, taken (from bad memory) from The Hobbit:
I eat through mountains, But I have no teeth. 
I move forward all the time, but I have no legs. 
Any guesses?



Nir Ofek, Nov 7, 2009 @ 19:28
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ah...so I finally got a riddle that even the famous Marina can't crack...(-:
Any other guesses out there?

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ah...so I finally got a riddle that even the famous Marina can't crack...(-:
Any other guesses out there?


Nir Ofek, Nov 7, 2009 @ 19:39
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hey Nir,

thanks a lot for the welcome!
yeah, it seems like it was a good idea huh!

nice to see a fellow riddler

now i reckon yours is either my first choice Time

or second choice a worm?

come on peeps, a few of you are looking but not joining in

if your shy you can show the pic of the chicken so i can say 'why the long face'...
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hey Nir,

thanks a lot for the welcome!
yeah, it seems like it was a good idea huh!

nice to see a fellow riddler

now i reckon yours is either my first choice Time

or second choice a worm?

come on peeps, a few of you are looking but not joining in

if your shy you can show the pic of the chicken so i can say 'why the long face'...

Trevor L, Nov 8, 2009 @ 15:05
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The correct anser is 'Time' indeed. 


Come on Trev, give us one...

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The correct anser is 'Time' indeed. 


Come on Trev, give us one...


Nir Ofek, Nov 8, 2009 @ 16:29
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Nice! One from me -


I go around the world but stays in a corner. Who am I?

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Nice! One from me -


I go around the world but stays in a corner. Who am I?


sandipdutta, Nov 8, 2009 @ 19:51
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I know, I know! 


Stamp. Travels all over the world on a letter, but always stays on the letter's corner. Nice one!


Here's another one in return:


 


Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?

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I know, I know! 


Stamp. Travels all over the world on a letter, but always stays on the letter's corner. Nice one!


Here's another one in return:


 


Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?


Nir Ofek, Nov 8, 2009 @ 19:58
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7 - mom, dad, four daughters and one son??

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7 - mom, dad, four daughters and one son??


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Correct. Damn, my riddle didn't last more than 30 seconds! (-:

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Correct. Damn, my riddle didn't last more than 30 seconds! (-:


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So what is the longest word in the English language?

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So what is the longest word in the English language?


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hi guys!
nice to see your spreading the love...
Nir your riddle got
iubg;up (got burnt)

thinking about your one mozambique but here's one for you all in the meantime...


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hi guys!
nice to see your spreading the love...
Nir your riddle got
iubg;up (got burnt)

thinking about your one mozambique but here's one for you all in the meantime...



Trevor L, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:16
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A doctor and a bus are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.
The bus driver had ot go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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A doctor and a bus are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.
The bus driver had ot go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?

Trevor L, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:22
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sorry!

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.
The bus driver had ot go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
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sorry!

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah.
The bus driver had ot go on a long bus trip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples. Why?
Trevor L, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:25
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and another....

What is greater than god
More evil than the devil
the poor have it
the rich don't need it
if you eat it you will die.

What is it?
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and another....

What is greater than god
More evil than the devil
the poor have it
the rich don't need it
if you eat it you will die.

What is it?

Trevor L, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:26
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well, let me cheat a bitTongue out: let's googlelise the question...Laughing

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well, let me cheat a bitTongue out: let's googlelise the question...Laughing


Justin, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:21
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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" - So Sarah does not have to visit the doctor in seven days!

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"An apple a day keeps the doctor away" - So Sarah does not have to visit the doctor in seven days!


sandipdutta, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:49
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"Nothing"


Nothing is Greater than God


Nothing is more evil than the devil


The poor have nothing


Rich need nothing


If you eat nothing, you die

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"Nothing"


Nothing is Greater than God


Nothing is more evil than the devil


The poor have nothing


Rich need nothing


If you eat nothing, you die


sandipdutta, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:51
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This was pretty quick! Now here is a good one.


Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of the day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?

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This was pretty quick! Now here is a good one.


Four jolly men sat down to play, And played all night till the break of the day. They played for cash and not for fun, With a separate score for every one. When it came time to square accounts, They all had made quite fair amounts. Now, not one has lost and all have gained, Tell me, now, this can you explain?


sandipdutta, Nov 8, 2009 @ 20:56
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ah!


they are musicians my friend!!

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ah!


they are musicians my friend!!


Trevor L, Nov 8, 2009 @ 21:01
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As I remember from my school days - it's floccinaucinihilipilification

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As I remember from my school days - it's floccinaucinihilipilification


sandipdutta, Nov 8, 2009 @ 21:25
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As I remember from my school days - it's floccinaucinihilipilification


Nov 8, 09 21:25

Nope - it's "smiles" - there's a mile between the two s's..... : )

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Nope - it's "smiles" - there's a mile between the two s's..... : )


mozambique, Nov 8, 2009 @ 23:31
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Waw! This is a good one.

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Waw! This is a good one.


sandipdutta, Nov 9, 2009 @ 06:42
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