I decided to attend Hayes's love coaching event last night, because I had been getting the run around lately by a girl I had been seeing and didn't know what to do about it. Fortunately, Hayes knew just what to do about this problem.
He sat me down and said I shouldn't call this girl anymore, because women never respond well when they know they are being pursued. It's an old proven law. He said next time I see her I shouldn't invite her anywhere. When she asks what I'm up to, I should tell her I've been visiting all my bitches around town. And when she says 'good to see you', I should laugh like she just farted. Then, I should look her cold in the eye and tell her to pour me a drink and tell her I'll be waiting on the couch on the far end of the room. When she gets there with my drink I should make sure I am talking closely with the ugliest girl in the room. I should accept the drink and shotgun it down, putting the empty glass
back in her hand.
Hayes guaranteed that these maneuvers will bring results; he said that they are proven winners.
I'm looking forward to trying out his advice at the next opportunity. I'll report the results back to this thread as soon as I have a chance to try this out.
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 14:02
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I decided to attend Hayes's love coaching event last night, because I had been getting the run around lately by a girl I had been seeing and didn't know what to do about it. Fortunately, Hayes knew just what to do about this problem.
He sat me down and said I shouldn't call this girl anymore, because women never respond well when they know they are being pursued. It's an old proven law. He said next time I see her I shouldn't invite her anywhere. When she asks what I'm up to, I should tell her I've been visiting all my bitches around town. And when she says 'good to see you', I should laugh like she just farted. Then, I should look her cold in the eye and tell her to pour me a drink and tell her I'll be waiting on the couch on the far end of the room. When she gets there with my drink I should make sure I am talking closely with the ugliest girl in the room. I should accept the drink and shotgun it down, putting the empty glass
back in her hand.
Hayes guaranteed that these maneuvers will bring results; he said that they are proven winners.
I'm looking forward to trying out his advice at the next opportunity. I'll report the results back to this thread as soon as I have a chance to try this out.
gkellumJun 25, 2009 @ 14:02
He sat me down and said I shouldn't call this girl anymore, because women never respond well when they know they are being pursued. It's an old proven law. He said next time I see her I shouldn't invite her anywhere. When she asks what I'm up to, I should tell her I've been visiting all my bitches around town. And when she says 'good to see you', I should laugh like she just farted. Then, I should look her cold in the eye and tell her to pour me a drink and tell her I'll be waiting on the couch on the far end of the room. When she gets there with my drink I should make sure I am talking closely with the ugliest girl in the room. I should accept the drink and shotgun it down, putting the empty glass
back in her hand.
Hayes guaranteed that these maneuvers will bring results; he said that they are proven winners.
I'm looking forward to trying out his advice at the next opportunity. I'll report the results back to this thread as soon as I have a chance to try this out.
gkellumJun 25, 2009 @ 14:02
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 16:09
Or do it like Matt did: Just stay till the bar shuts down and leave with the women who are left! Even Matt was VERY LUCKY yesterday since he left with me Gudrun you shouldn't be to picky if you're trying this method... But men like the risk anyway.
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Or do it like Matt did: Just stay till the bar shuts down and leave with the women who are left! Even Matt was VERY LUCKY yesterday since he left with me Gudrun you shouldn't be to picky if you're trying this method... But men like the risk anyway.
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 16:45
(and I wouldn't recommand this for women for some obvious reason)
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(and I wouldn't recommand this for women for some obvious reason)
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 17:55
GKellum - thanks for the update here! I'm a big believer in the wisdom of Hayes and I've read thoroughly what you have said here.
Do you think this will work with a wife too?
I think I can do all these steps with the possible exception of 'talking to the ugliest girl'. I may replace that with 'be preoccupied with cleaning my bike and oiling my chain'.
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GKellum - thanks for the update here! I'm a big believer in the wisdom of Hayes and I've read thoroughly what you have said here.
Do you think this will work with a wife too?
I think I can do all these steps with the possible exception of 'talking to the ugliest girl'. I may replace that with 'be preoccupied with cleaning my bike and oiling my chain'.
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 18:17
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Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
(and I wouldn't recommand this for women for some obvious reason)[/quote]
You did alright out of it, as I recall.
Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
(and I wouldn't recommand this for women for some obvious reason)[/quote]
You did alright out of it, as I recall.
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Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
(and I wouldn't recommand this for women for some obvious reason)[/quote]
You did alright out of it, as I recall.
hayes, Jun 25, 2009 @ 18:17
Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
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You did alright out of it, as I recall.
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 20:15
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Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
Or do it like Matt did: Just stay till the bar shuts down and leave with the women who are left! [/quote]
Probably the optimal strategy, Katja. Incl a natural selection for people with endurance, which is important in love business.
Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
Or do it like Matt did: Just stay till the bar shuts down and leave with the women who are left! [/quote]
Probably the optimal strategy, Katja. Incl a natural selection for people with endurance, which is important in love business.
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Or do it like Matt did: Just stay till the bar shuts down and leave with the women who are left! [/quote]
Probably the optimal strategy, Katja. Incl a natural selection for people with endurance, which is important in love business.
Gudrun, Jun 25, 2009 @ 20:15
Katja (25/06/2009)[/b]
Or do it like Matt did: Just stay till the bar shuts down and leave with the women who are left! [/quote]
Probably the optimal strategy, Katja. Incl a natural selection for people with endurance, which is important in love business.
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:26
well, i don't about the love guru's advice... as i recall, i was told something like: Greg, Minda, there you go. :D
but other than that, i had a GREAT TIME! thanks Hayes for the lovely evening.
but other than that, i had a GREAT TIME! thanks Hayes for the lovely evening.
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well, i don't about the love guru's advice... as i recall, i was told something like: Greg, Minda, there you go. :D
but other than that, i had a GREAT TIME! thanks Hayes for the lovely evening.
Minda, Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:26
but other than that, i had a GREAT TIME! thanks Hayes for the lovely evening.
Minda, Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:26
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:44
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Minda (25/06/2009)[/b]
well, i don't about the love guru's advice... as i recall, i was told something like: Greg, Minda, there you go. :D
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That sounds like me, but I suspect it was more like Minda, you can have Greg. But you didn't follow the advice of the master. You left early and without taking any of the prescribed inhibition-reducing medicines. For the fact that he slipped through your fingers, you've only got yourself to blame.
Also, had you drunk a little, you may have told me who the gossipy one was.
Minda (25/06/2009)[/b]
well, i don't about the love guru's advice... as i recall, i was told something like: Greg, Minda, there you go. :D
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That sounds like me, but I suspect it was more like Minda, you can have Greg. But you didn't follow the advice of the master. You left early and without taking any of the prescribed inhibition-reducing medicines. For the fact that he slipped through your fingers, you've only got yourself to blame.
Also, had you drunk a little, you may have told me who the gossipy one was.
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Minda (25/06/2009)[/b]
well, i don't about the love guru's advice... as i recall, i was told something like: Greg, Minda, there you go. :D
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That sounds like me, but I suspect it was more like Minda, you can have Greg. But you didn't follow the advice of the master. You left early and without taking any of the prescribed inhibition-reducing medicines. For the fact that he slipped through your fingers, you've only got yourself to blame.
Also, had you drunk a little, you may have told me who the gossipy one was.
hayes, Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:44
Minda (25/06/2009)[/b]
well, i don't about the love guru's advice... as i recall, i was told something like: Greg, Minda, there you go. :D
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That sounds like me, but I suspect it was more like Minda, you can have Greg. But you didn't follow the advice of the master. You left early and without taking any of the prescribed inhibition-reducing medicines. For the fact that he slipped through your fingers, you've only got yourself to blame.
Also, had you drunk a little, you may have told me who the gossipy one was.
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:50
oh my god! i hadn't realised i let him slip through my fingers!?!?!?!?! what am i to do?!?!?!?
damn. oh well. you'll just have to organise another such drink event and i'll religiously follow any new advice you'll give me (i think. or not.)
damn. oh well. you'll just have to organise another such drink event and i'll religiously follow any new advice you'll give me (i think. or not.)
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oh my god! i hadn't realised i let him slip through my fingers!?!?!?!?! what am i to do?!?!?!?
damn. oh well. you'll just have to organise another such drink event and i'll religiously follow any new advice you'll give me (i think. or not.)
Minda, Jun 25, 2009 @ 21:50
damn. oh well. you'll just have to organise another such drink event and i'll religiously follow any new advice you'll give me (i think. or not.)
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Jun 25, 2009 @ 23:54
I don't know about this love coaching; I don't think it worked so well. I was accompanied by my husband at the coaching session and I still went home alone!
The advice I got was "Go home and await my instructions there." I waited by the phone for two hours, when my husband came home with two drunk Germans. I then gave up and went to bed. Alone.
The advice I got was "Go home and await my instructions there." I waited by the phone for two hours, when my husband came home with two drunk Germans. I then gave up and went to bed. Alone.
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I don't know about this love coaching; I don't think it worked so well. I was accompanied by my husband at the coaching session and I still went home alone!
The advice I got was "Go home and await my instructions there." I waited by the phone for two hours, when my husband came home with two drunk Germans. I then gave up and went to bed. Alone.
charlotta, Jun 25, 2009 @ 23:54
The advice I got was "Go home and await my instructions there." I waited by the phone for two hours, when my husband came home with two drunk Germans. I then gave up and went to bed. Alone.
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Jun 26, 2009 @ 01:26
Well Matt, sounds you gave good advice to some with variable results for all.
Anyway, I guess you have a lifelong experience to share, and that you have stuff for many more sessions.
Then you will be ready for an article coach-magazine....;).
Anyway, I guess you have a lifelong experience to share, and that you have stuff for many more sessions.
Then you will be ready for an article coach-magazine....;).
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Well Matt, sounds you gave good advice to some with variable results for all.
Anyway, I guess you have a lifelong experience to share, and that you have stuff for many more sessions.
Then you will be ready for an article coach-magazine....;).
jasper, Jun 26, 2009 @ 01:26
Anyway, I guess you have a lifelong experience to share, and that you have stuff for many more sessions.
Then you will be ready for an article coach-magazine....;).
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Jun 26, 2009 @ 01:33
As of Sunday I will be travelling for a few weeks, but when I get back I'm going to put together a team of experts for the love coaching advanced session. Again, results guaranteed or your money back.
And yes, Minda, et al. I checked the advert again and you were right: i was half an hour late for my own event. What was I thinking with 19h30??? I know very well that for me to get anywhere by 19h30 essentially means taking the whole day off work.
And yes, Minda, et al. I checked the advert again and you were right: i was half an hour late for my own event. What was I thinking with 19h30??? I know very well that for me to get anywhere by 19h30 essentially means taking the whole day off work.
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As of Sunday I will be travelling for a few weeks, but when I get back I'm going to put together a team of experts for the love coaching advanced session. Again, results guaranteed or your money back.
And yes, Minda, et al. I checked the advert again and you were right: i was half an hour late for my own event. What was I thinking with 19h30??? I know very well that for me to get anywhere by 19h30 essentially means taking the whole day off work.
hayes, Jun 26, 2009 @ 01:33
And yes, Minda, et al. I checked the advert again and you were right: i was half an hour late for my own event. What was I thinking with 19h30??? I know very well that for me to get anywhere by 19h30 essentially means taking the whole day off work.
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Jun 26, 2009 @ 03:56
:crying: As I already told Hayes it is to my deepest regrets that I could not make it to the session. Although not in urgent need at the moment I would have loved to listen to the pieces of advice and shared wisdom. Neither did I cross successfully coached people on the street that night when returning from the airport, only some half-naked French guys "performing" at and around the airport. Had they been part of the group? It seemed that they were using a kind of ritual -singing and dancing - to attract attention - at least they were successful there... :w00t:
If there is an advanced course I would not be able to make it either, but maybe the Hayes' fame will bring him to Zurich once where I will have to move now...
Wish you a lot of enlighting follow-up sessions :)
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:crying: As I already told Hayes it is to my deepest regrets that I could not make it to the session. Although not in urgent need at the moment I would have loved to listen to the pieces of advice and shared wisdom. Neither did I cross successfully coached people on the street that night when returning from the airport, only some half-naked French guys "performing" at and around the airport. Had they been part of the group? It seemed that they were using a kind of ritual -singing and dancing - to attract attention - at least they were successful there... :w00t:
If there is an advanced course I would not be able to make it either, but maybe the Hayes' fame will bring him to Zurich once where I will have to move now...
Wish you a lot of enlighting follow-up sessions :)
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Jun 26, 2009 @ 15:53
damn it looks like i missed a big one:(((
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damn it looks like i missed a big one:(((
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Jun 26, 2009 @ 16:10
"Other than that, last night I watched 'He's just not that into you' and I must say it's very funny and full of excellent dating advice. Hayes, maybe you should consider a video night for the next seminar."
@ Hayes..you could add Hitch and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days to the evenings lineup :P
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"Other than that, last night I watched 'He's just not that into you' and I must say it's very funny and full of excellent dating advice. Hayes, maybe you should consider a video night for the next seminar."
@ Hayes..you could add Hitch and How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days to the evenings lineup :P
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Jun 27, 2009 @ 01:26
If you lot just want to watch movies, there is some Eyes Wide Shut night that I suggest you all attend.
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If you lot just want to watch movies, there is some Eyes Wide Shut night that I suggest you all attend.
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Jun 27, 2009 @ 04:22
@Hayes,
I've been following your hreads for a while, and they are so fun!!
I am sure you are a better love coach than this lady...
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@Hayes,
I've been following your hreads for a while, and they are so fun!!
I am sure you are a better love coach than this lady...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ob6qGA5Jw4A
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Jun 27, 2009 @ 13:23
My experience was much the same as Gkellum's.
When I came to Dr. Hayes my love life was as rudderless as a LZ1 zeppelin who's rudder assemblage had failed to engage. Now I've got the confidence that comes from Dr. Hayes' 112 combined hours of lovemaking. This guy is the real deal, ladies. Hayes' method guarantees a stable lifelong relationship with physical compatibility and impregnation (with twins!) after just one date. No other quasi-magical panacea can promise the same results - I've looked.
How humans did it before Hayes I'll never know.
When I came to Dr. Hayes my love life was as rudderless as a LZ1 zeppelin who's rudder assemblage had failed to engage. Now I've got the confidence that comes from Dr. Hayes' 112 combined hours of lovemaking. This guy is the real deal, ladies. Hayes' method guarantees a stable lifelong relationship with physical compatibility and impregnation (with twins!) after just one date. No other quasi-magical panacea can promise the same results - I've looked.
How humans did it before Hayes I'll never know.
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My experience was much the same as Gkellum's.
When I came to Dr. Hayes my love life was as rudderless as a LZ1 zeppelin who's rudder assemblage had failed to engage. Now I've got the confidence that comes from Dr. Hayes' 112 combined hours of lovemaking. This guy is the real deal, ladies. Hayes' method guarantees a stable lifelong relationship with physical compatibility and impregnation (with twins!) after just one date. No other quasi-magical panacea can promise the same results - I've looked.
How humans did it before Hayes I'll never know.
BrettJackson, Jun 27, 2009 @ 13:23
When I came to Dr. Hayes my love life was as rudderless as a LZ1 zeppelin who's rudder assemblage had failed to engage. Now I've got the confidence that comes from Dr. Hayes' 112 combined hours of lovemaking. This guy is the real deal, ladies. Hayes' method guarantees a stable lifelong relationship with physical compatibility and impregnation (with twins!) after just one date. No other quasi-magical panacea can promise the same results - I've looked.
How humans did it before Hayes I'll never know.
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Jun 28, 2009 @ 11:47
I didn't attend this event but I'm very interested in this topic, and girls, what I've learnt is that it takes just as much work if not more as it does for guys, contrary to popular belief, that looking cute and nice is enough, because apparently guys want accomplished, intelligent, smart, attractive, humorous, challenging, unpredictable, spontaneous, and I'm sure I'm missing a few more other qualities types of women, so you basically have to transform yourself into some kind of superwoman to keep a guy's interest unless you already are, so good luck ladies!!!
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I didn't attend this event but I'm very interested in this topic, and girls, what I've learnt is that it takes just as much work if not more as it does for guys, contrary to popular belief, that looking cute and nice is enough, because apparently guys want accomplished, intelligent, smart, attractive, humorous, challenging, unpredictable, spontaneous, and I'm sure I'm missing a few more other qualities types of women, so you basically have to transform yourself into some kind of superwoman to keep a guy's interest unless you already are, so good luck ladies!!!
reo363, Jun 28, 2009 @ 11:47
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Jun 28, 2009 @ 11:53
reo363: you're right, of course. there are a ton of women out there who just aren't prepared to put in the spade-work. when i get back, i'll put together a special course for women that need to brush up in a few of the key areas you mention. thanks!
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reo363: you're right, of course. there are a ton of women out there who just aren't prepared to put in the spade-work. when i get back, i'll put together a special course for women that need to brush up in a few of the key areas you mention. thanks!
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Jun 28, 2009 @ 18:16
[quote]I don't know about this love coaching; I don't think it worked so well. I was accompanied by my husband at the coaching session and I still went home alone!
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. Katja and I strictly followed Matt´s orders (beer orders) until the bitter end, i.e. when we were forced to withdraw from the venue by a higher power (closing of the bar).
A positive instant outcome of the evening might, however, not exclude you regret it the next morning. As always ...
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. Katja and I strictly followed Matt´s orders (beer orders) until the bitter end, i.e. when we were forced to withdraw from the venue by a higher power (closing of the bar).
A positive instant outcome of the evening might, however, not exclude you regret it the next morning. As always ...
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[quote]I don't know about this love coaching; I don't think it worked so well. I was accompanied by my husband at the coaching session and I still went home alone!
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. Katja and I strictly followed Matt´s orders (beer orders) until the bitter end, i.e. when we were forced to withdraw from the venue by a higher power (closing of the bar).
A positive instant outcome of the evening might, however, not exclude you regret it the next morning. As always ...
Gudrun, Jun 28, 2009 @ 18:16
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. Katja and I strictly followed Matt´s orders (beer orders) until the bitter end, i.e. when we were forced to withdraw from the venue by a higher power (closing of the bar).
A positive instant outcome of the evening might, however, not exclude you regret it the next morning. As always ...
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Jun 29, 2009 @ 02:32
[quote][quote]I don't know about this love coaching; I don't think it worked so well. I was accompanied by my husband at the coaching session and I still went home alone!
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. [/quote]
Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. [/quote]
Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?
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[quote][quote]I don't know about this love coaching; I don't think it worked so well. I was accompanied by my husband at the coaching session and I still went home alone!
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. [/quote]
Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?
charlotta, Jun 29, 2009 @ 02:32
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Don`t worry, Lotta. You are the living evidence that Matt`s kind of coaching could only have a 100% positive outcome (if you want to call it "positive") if you took his little prescriptions/liquid elixirs. [/quote]
Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?
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Jun 29, 2009 @ 03:10
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Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?[/quote]
Hmm too bad. Always these avoidable accidents due to doctors` poor handwriting ... I think they do it on purpose so that their wives claim they need a secretary. Around-the-clock.
Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?[/quote]
Hmm too bad. Always these avoidable accidents due to doctors` poor handwriting ... I think they do it on purpose so that their wives claim they need a secretary. Around-the-clock.
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Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?[/quote]
Hmm too bad. Always these avoidable accidents due to doctors` poor handwriting ... I think they do it on purpose so that their wives claim they need a secretary. Around-the-clock.
Gudrun, Jun 29, 2009 @ 03:10
Yes, I know, I should have followed dr Hayes' prescriptions. Problem is though, that since Hayes is a doctor he also writes like one... In other words, the bartender had problems reading his prescriptions for me, and wrongly gave me Lemon ice tea instead of Long island ice tea. So, I kept drinking one lemon ice tea after the other, hoping that the confidence and attractiveness would kick in soon, but that of course didn't happen. It was only later that I realised why. Perhaps dr Hayes should consider bringing his secretary next time to avoid unfortunate mix-ups like these?[/quote]
Hmm too bad. Always these avoidable accidents due to doctors` poor handwriting ... I think they do it on purpose so that their wives claim they need a secretary. Around-the-clock.
Gudrun, Jun 29, 2009 @ 03:10
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Jun 29, 2009 @ 23:32
[quote]reo363: you're right, of course. there are a ton of women out there who just aren't prepared to put in the spade-work. when i get back, i'll put together a special course for women that need to brush up in a few of the key areas you mention. thanks!
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Well I look forward to the next one, it looks like I might learn a thing or two ;);)))
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Well I look forward to the next one, it looks like I might learn a thing or two ;);)))
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[quote]reo363: you're right, of course. there are a ton of women out there who just aren't prepared to put in the spade-work. when i get back, i'll put together a special course for women that need to brush up in a few of the key areas you mention. thanks!
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Well I look forward to the next one, it looks like I might learn a thing or two ;);)))
reo363, Jun 29, 2009 @ 23:32
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Well I look forward to the next one, it looks like I might learn a thing or two ;);)))
reo363, Jun 29, 2009 @ 23:32
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