I’ve never watched the soap opera Neighbors, not particularly fond of pop music or camp entertainment (except for the old Batman TV show), not gay, not from one of the Commonwealth countries, and generally befuddled by the whole Kylie mania thing.

So this is a perfect opportunity for me to try to understand from Kylie herself what makes her such an endearing and popular international pop superstar who is worshiped by millions of people from around the world.  Who knows – she might even convert me into one of her biggest fans!

Additionally I’m a really nice guy living in Geneva and considered to be a very eligible bachelor.  She is definitely very hot and, if the sparks start flying between us, then maybe her Geneva fans will start to see more of her!