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Dec 3, 2010 @ 02:13
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 10:11
Dear Santa,
I worked well all year long, I was a nice girl too. I paid my taxes. I didn't spend money on silly things. I didn't party THAT much and I was nice to my family. I think for all these efforts I deserve to get what I really really want for Xmas : a nice (2 to 3 room/40msq and ^) appartment in Geneva.
Pretty puhlease Santa :) Thank you in advance & Merry Xmas to you!
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Dear Santa,
I worked well all year long, I was a nice girl too. I paid my taxes. I didn't spend money on silly things. I didn't party THAT much and I was nice to my family. I think for all these efforts I deserve to get what I really really want for Xmas : a nice (2 to 3 room/40msq and ^) appartment in Geneva.
Pretty puhlease Santa :) Thank you in advance & Merry Xmas to you!
Lexi B, Dec 3, 2010 @ 10:11
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 10:38
Dear Santa,
I worked well all year long, I was a nice girl too. I paid my taxes. I didn't spend money on silly things. I didn't party THAT much and I was nice to my family. I think for all these efforts I deserve to get what I really really want for Xmas : a nice (2 to 3 room/40msq and ^) appartment in Geneva.
Pretty puhlease Santa :) Thank you in advance & Merry Xmas to you!
Dec 3, 10 10:11
A guy wearing a fluffy red and white costume just dropped this for you:
Dear Lexi,
I read your letter with great pleasure and you seem to be a very booorrrinnggg! sorry, damn Tourette! - I meant interesting girl. You are probaly going to heaven and that should be rewarding enough so no presents for you this year.
And remember: good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere ;)
Love,
Santa
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A guy wearing a fluffy red and white costume just dropped this for you:
Dear Lexi,
I read your letter with great pleasure and you seem to be a very booorrrinnggg! sorry, damn Tourette! - I meant interesting girl. You are probaly going to heaven and that should be rewarding enough so no presents for you this year.
And remember: good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere ;)
Love,
Santa
catalin, Dec 3, 2010 @ 10:38
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 11:20
Be careful what you wish for:
On the first day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 14, 1994
Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered
a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly
delightful gift. I couldn't have been more
surprised.
With deepest love and devotion,
Agnes
On the second day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 15, 1994
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift.
Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted
at your very thoughtful gift. They are just
adorable.
All my love,
Agnes
On the third day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 16, 1994
Dearest John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really
must protest. I don't deserve such generosity,
Three French hens. They are just darling but I must
insist, you've been too kind.
Love,
Agnes
On the fourth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 17, 1994
Dear John,
Today the postman delivered 4 calling birds. Now
really, they are beautiful but don't you think
enough is enough. You're being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
On the fifth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 18, 1994
Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered 5
golden rings; one for every finger. You're just
impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds
squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love,
Anges
On the sixth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 19, 1994
Dear John:
When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese
a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back to
the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where
will I ever keep them? The neighbors are
complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
Please stop.
Cordially,
Agnes
On the seventh day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 20, 1994
John:
What's with you and those crazy birds? 7 swans
a-swimming. What kind of terrible joke is this?
There's bird shit all over the house, and they
never stop with the racket. I can't sleep at
night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny.
So stop sending me all these birds!
Sincerely,
Agnes
On the eighth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 21, 1994
O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do
with 8 maids a-milking? It's not enough with all
those birds and 8 maids a-milking, but they had to
bring their cows! There is shit all over the lawn
and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me,
smart ass.
Agnes
On the ninth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 22, 1994
Hey! Shithead,
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9
pipers playing. And boy, do they play. They've
never stopped chasing those maids since they got
here yesterday morning. They cows are getting upset,
and they're stepping all over those screeching
birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have
started a petition to evict me.
You'll get yours,
Agnes
On the tenth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 23, 1994
You Rotten Sadist,
Now there's 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I
call those sluts ladies. They've been messing with
those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't
sleep and they've got the diarrhea. My living
room is a river of shit. The Commissioner of
Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why this
building shouldn't be condemned.
I'm sicking the police on you.
One who means it.
On the eleventh day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 24, 1994
Listen! Looser,
What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids
and ladies. Some of those broads will never walk
again. Those pipers ran through the maids and
have been committing sodomy with the cows. All
23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled
to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied,
you rotten, vicious swine.
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
On the twelfth day of Christmas...
Law Offices
Badger, Bender and Cahole
303 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
December 25, 1994
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12
fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to
inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein.
The destruction, of course, was total. All
correspondence should come to our attention.
If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein
at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have
instructions to shoot you on sight. With this
letter please find attached warrant for your
arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Bender and Cahole
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Be careful what you wish for:
On the first day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 14, 1994
Dearest John:
I went to the door today and the postman delivered
a partridge in a pear tree. What a thoroughly
delightful gift. I couldn't have been more
surprised.
With deepest love and devotion,
Agnes
On the second day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 15, 1994
Dearest John:
Today the postman brought your very sweet gift.
Just imagine two turtle doves. I'm just delighted
at your very thoughtful gift. They are just
adorable.
All my love,
Agnes
On the third day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 16, 1994
Dearest John:
Oh! Aren't you the extravagant one. Now I really
must protest. I don't deserve such generosity,
Three French hens. They are just darling but I must
insist, you've been too kind.
Love,
Agnes
On the fourth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 17, 1994
Dear John,
Today the postman delivered 4 calling birds. Now
really, they are beautiful but don't you think
enough is enough. You're being too romantic.
Affectionately,
Agnes
On the fifth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 18, 1994
Dearest John:
What a surprise. Today the postman delivered 5
golden rings; one for every finger. You're just
impossible, but I love it. Frankly, all those birds
squawking were beginning to get on my nerves.
All my love,
Anges
On the sixth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 19, 1994
Dear John:
When I opened the door there were actually 6 geese
a-laying on my front steps. So, you're back to
the birds again, huh? Those geese are huge. Where
will I ever keep them? The neighbors are
complaining and I can't sleep through the racket.
Please stop.
Cordially,
Agnes
On the seventh day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 20, 1994
John:
What's with you and those crazy birds? 7 swans
a-swimming. What kind of terrible joke is this?
There's bird shit all over the house, and they
never stop with the racket. I can't sleep at
night and I'm a nervous wreck. It's not funny.
So stop sending me all these birds!
Sincerely,
Agnes
On the eighth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 21, 1994
O.K. Buster:
I think I prefer the birds. What am I going to do
with 8 maids a-milking? It's not enough with all
those birds and 8 maids a-milking, but they had to
bring their cows! There is shit all over the lawn
and I can't move in my own house. Just lay off me,
smart ass.
Agnes
On the ninth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 22, 1994
Hey! Shithead,
What are you? Some kind of sadist? Now there's 9
pipers playing. And boy, do they play. They've
never stopped chasing those maids since they got
here yesterday morning. They cows are getting upset,
and they're stepping all over those screeching
birds. What am I going to do? The neighbors have
started a petition to evict me.
You'll get yours,
Agnes
On the tenth day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 23, 1994
You Rotten Sadist,
Now there's 10 ladies dancing. I don't know why I
call those sluts ladies. They've been messing with
those pipers all night long. Now the cows can't
sleep and they've got the diarrhea. My living
room is a river of shit. The Commissioner of
Buildings has subpoenaed me to give cause why this
building shouldn't be condemned.
I'm sicking the police on you.
One who means it.
On the eleventh day of Christmas...
Miss Agnes McHolstein
69 Cash Avenue
Beaver Valley, Colorado
December 24, 1994
Listen! Looser,
What's with the 11 lords a-leaping on those maids
and ladies. Some of those broads will never walk
again. Those pipers ran through the maids and
have been committing sodomy with the cows. All
23 of the birds are dead. They've been trampled
to death in the orgy. I hope you're satisfied,
you rotten, vicious swine.
Your sworn enemy,
Agnes
On the twelfth day of Christmas...
Law Offices
Badger, Bender and Cahole
303 Knave Street
Chicago, Illinois
December 25, 1994
Dear Sir:
This is to acknowledge your latest gift of 12
fiddlers fiddling which you have seen fit to
inflict on our client, Miss Agnes McHolstein.
The destruction, of course, was total. All
correspondence should come to our attention.
If you should attempt to reach Miss McHolstein
at Happy Dale Sanitarium, the attendants have
instructions to shoot you on sight. With this
letter please find attached warrant for your
arrest.
Cordially,
Badger, Bender and Cahole
Charlie, Dec 3, 2010 @ 11:20
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 12:19
Dear Santa,
please send some of your elves to tidy my house and make my cookies. i did your friggin' job and got the presents. I think you owe me !
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Dear Santa,
please send some of your elves to tidy my house and make my cookies. i did your friggin' job and got the presents. I think you owe me !
David Lloyd, Dec 3, 2010 @ 12:19
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 12:47
My House, Dec 26th 2010.
Dear Santa,
I made you cookies, but the dog ate them. I left you a bottle of whiskey, and the leprichauns drank it. I cleared the snow for your sled to land safely, and it snowed again. I lit you a fire to warm yourself by, and by the time I had come back from the pub it had gone out.
I made a bloody effort and yet you ignored my Christmas wish. I didnt ask for presents...no, I told you to give em to the kids, I didnt ask for anything for myself, and god knows I could use some stuff....
All I asked you for, was that if you left visiting my place till last, and bearing in mind you'd have more space in your sled, that you'd kindly take my wife with you....
No, even that was too much...
You bastard!
Don't bother coming next year, Im drinking the bloody whiskey myself...
Yours
Me
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My House, Dec 26th 2010.
Dear Santa,
I made you cookies, but the dog ate them. I left you a bottle of whiskey, and the leprichauns drank it. I cleared the snow for your sled to land safely, and it snowed again. I lit you a fire to warm yourself by, and by the time I had come back from the pub it had gone out.
I made a bloody effort and yet you ignored my Christmas wish. I didnt ask for presents...no, I told you to give em to the kids, I didnt ask for anything for myself, and god knows I could use some stuff....
All I asked you for, was that if you left visiting my place till last, and bearing in mind you'd have more space in your sled, that you'd kindly take my wife with you....
No, even that was too much...
You bastard!
Don't bother coming next year, Im drinking the bloody whiskey myself...
Yours
Me
Charlie, Dec 3, 2010 @ 12:47
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 13:08
Oh the weather outside is frightful + the pub looks so inviteful + coz its the place to go, shall we go, shall we go, shall we go...
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Oh the weather outside is frightful + the pub looks so inviteful + coz its the place to go, shall we go, shall we go, shall we go...
David Lloyd, Dec 3, 2010 @ 13:08
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 13:08
I will let the original Catwoman sing my list....
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Dec 3, 2010 @ 19:59
Dear Santa Claus,
Thank you, last Christmas I was very impressed by you. You were naked with a pink ribbon ! It was a marvelous gift. :)
Yes, I know that I was "naughty" girl But ...
I started to worry! This year, I was a little more than a crazy (do not know whether to blame you or anyone others great men )....
Will it be even bigger surprise from you?
I want to ... (you know what)
Passionate kiss
L *
Your Latvian Snow white ....
P.S don't forget, that now i live in Switzerland!:D
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Dear Santa Claus,
Thank you, last Christmas I was very impressed by you. You were naked with a pink ribbon ! It was a marvelous gift. :)
Yes, I know that I was "naughty" girl But ...
I started to worry! This year, I was a little more than a crazy (do not know whether to blame you or anyone others great men )....
Will it be even bigger surprise from you?
I want to ... (you know what)
Passionate kiss
L *
Your Latvian Snow white ....
P.S don't forget, that now i live in Switzerland!:D
Dace B, Dec 3, 2010 @ 19:59
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Dec 4, 2010 @ 13:59
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Dec 4, 2010 @ 18:45
while we're at it......
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Dec 4, 2010 @ 18:50
Ah, been waiting for the holiday parodies from Dr. Demento! Here's one of my favorites although there are soooooooo many...
Christmas Dragnet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1vJ4sXetw4
Favorit line: "I'm a Brownie!"
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Ah, been waiting for the holiday parodies from Dr. Demento! Here's one of my favorites although there are soooooooo many...
Christmas Dragnet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O1vJ4sXetw4
Favorit line: "I'm a Brownie!"
Translator, Dec 4, 2010 @ 18:50
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Dec 5, 2010 @ 14:32
Dear Santa,
I did what i could with what i had...
can you, eradicate hunger in the world ?!
Oh, PLEASE, take with you the few remaining dictators on this planet !
Sincerely
Medicis
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Dear Santa,
I did what i could with what i had...
can you, eradicate hunger in the world ?!
Oh, PLEASE, take with you the few remaining dictators on this planet !
Sincerely
Medicis
Medicis, Dec 5, 2010 @ 14:32
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Dec 5, 2010 @ 15:53
Hi, Santa
I've been pretty bad... I guess I'll continue to be pretty bad... can I have my present now?
thanks,
Diana
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Hi, Santa
I've been pretty bad... I guess I'll continue to be pretty bad... can I have my present now?
thanks,
Diana
dianac, Dec 5, 2010 @ 15:53
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Dec 5, 2010 @ 18:40
I will let the original Catwoman sing my list....
Dec 3, 10 13:08
Class!
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Post 15
Dec 5, 2010 @ 19:39
Hi, Santa
I've been pretty bad... I guess I'll continue to be pretty bad... can I have my present now?
thanks,
Diana
Dec 5, 10 15:53
Ts ts ts...
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Dec 5, 2010 @ 22:36
no bs :) !
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Dec 5, 2010 @ 22:40
(I'm off to buy a Santa outfiit tomorrow)
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 16:29
I'm writing a threatening letter to Santa, commanding him to not bring a certain fashion item to Switzerland.
In the meantime, ladies, please get vaccinated.
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I'm writing a threatening letter to Santa, commanding him to not bring a certain fashion item to Switzerland.
In the meantime, ladies, please get vaccinated.
richardm, Dec 6, 2010 @ 16:29
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 16:40
UGGly boots are here already... Ive seen em... too late
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 16:46
UGGly boots are here already... Ive seen em... too late
Dec 6, 10 16:40
I derive comfort from knowing that the locals generally have enough fashion sense to avoid. The US/UK expats, on the other hand....
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I derive comfort from knowing that the locals generally have enough fashion sense to avoid. The US/UK expats, on the other hand....
richardm, Dec 6, 2010 @ 16:46
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 19:19
I derive comfort from knowing that the locals generally have enough fashion sense to avoid. The US/UK expats, on the other hand....
Dec 6, 10 16:46
Rite U mingas, u is well owt of orda cuz yeah, but no but, yeah but no but – wel fing is richardm (did ur parints ‘ate u or wot cuz that is susha stooped name an Charlie, I is only repling cuz u is the King of Ingerland, no wot I meen – but ow u poot up wiv that slag camila, i is no idée, yeah, but no but)
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
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Rite U mingas, u is well owt of orda cuz yeah, but no but, yeah but no but – wel fing is richardm (did ur parints ‘ate u or wot cuz that is susha stooped name an Charlie, I is only repling cuz u is the King of Ingerland, no wot I meen – but ow u poot up wiv that slag camila, i is no idée, yeah, but no but)
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
Carolyn C, Dec 6, 2010 @ 19:19
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
Carolyn C, Dec 6, 2010 @ 19:19
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 19:53
Rite U mingas, u is well owt of orda cuz yeah, but no but, yeah but no but – wel fing is richardm (did ur parints ‘ate u or wot cuz that is susha stooped name an Charlie, I is only repling cuz u is the King of Ingerland, no wot I meen – but ow u poot up wiv that slag camila, i is no idée, yeah, but no but)
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
Dec 6, 10 19:19
Dec 6, 10 19:19
Big up!
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 20:17
QED
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 21:55
My House, Dec 26th 2010.
Dear Santa,
I made you cookies, but the dog ate them. I left you a bottle of whiskey, and the leprichauns drank it. I cleared the snow for your sled to land safely, and it snowed again. I lit you a fire to warm yourself by, and by the time I had come back from the pub it had gone out.
I made a bloody effort and yet you ignored my Christmas wish. I didnt ask for presents...no, I told you to give em to the kids, I didnt ask for anything for myself, and god knows I could use some stuff....
All I asked you for, was that if you left visiting my place till last, and bearing in mind you'd have more space in your sled, that you'd kindly take my wife with you....
No, even that was too much...
You bastard!
Don't bother coming next year, Im drinking the bloody whiskey myself...
Yours
Me
Dec 3, 10 12:47
Charlie. There was a cartoon in the Telegraph today captioned. I sent my Santa lette to the American ambassador that way I know it be leaked everywhere
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Charlie. There was a cartoon in the Telegraph today captioned. I sent my Santa lette to the American ambassador that way I know it be leaked everywhere
Paul E, Dec 6, 2010 @ 21:55
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Dec 6, 2010 @ 21:59
Rite U mingas, u is well owt of orda cuz yeah, but no but, yeah but no but – wel fing is richardm (did ur parints ‘ate u or wot cuz that is susha stooped name an Charlie, I is only repling cuz u is the King of Ingerland, no wot I meen – but ow u poot up wiv that slag camila, i is no idée, yeah, but no but)
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
Dec 6, 10 19:19
Dec 6, 10 19:19
You did not need to sign yourself Viki - it was clear excellent post
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Re: My letter to Santa
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Dec 7, 2010 @ 09:25
Rite U mingas, u is well owt of orda cuz yeah, but no but, yeah but no but – wel fing is richardm (did ur parints ‘ate u or wot cuz that is susha stooped name an Charlie, I is only repling cuz u is the King of Ingerland, no wot I meen – but ow u poot up wiv that slag camila, i is no idée, yeah, but no but)
BUT fing is, rite u is been well derog…disscrim…aving a go rite at us xpats witch is like xfactr but wiv owt the telly innit, no wot I meen, yeahbutnobut, an u is aving a go just cuz i is waring uggs – I meen wot is ur problem
U shood b mor polit….grash…well more like the king of ingerland cuz if camila woz waring them ther wood be no problem innit, yeah but no but…. Get a ly..li…lyv…lyfe!
I meen I bet u cuz u is posh an u ware them sorrelll fings u fink u is beta, but u isnt cos they dont sell them in jb sports yeah but no but innit, u mingas
urs viki polllard
Dec 6, 10 19:19
Dec 6, 10 19:19
Indeed.... Chieftans of Ireland and Kings of England are in my blood... but I pretty much guarantee none of my forefathers had a "Camilla"... would have ruined the genes.
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Indeed.... Chieftans of Ireland and Kings of England are in my blood... but I pretty much guarantee none of my forefathers had a "Camilla"... would have ruined the genes.
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Dec 7, 2010 @ 09:30
Charlie. There was a cartoon in the Telegraph today captioned. I sent my Santa lette to the American ambassador that way I know it be leaked everywhere
Dec 6, 10 21:55
This one was on the web somewhere... not, I am sorry to say, penned from my own hand... since its originality and candidacy is up there...
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This one was on the web somewhere... not, I am sorry to say, penned from my own hand... since its originality and candidacy is up there...
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